thelonlybritishwriter
thelonlybritishwriter
The Things That Leap From My Head
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He/himA collection of things that I have written over my time on this lump of rock. They could be original, based on a already existing piece of media or idea or something so crazy that I can’t see what it is.
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thelonlybritishwriter · 2 years ago
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thelonlybritishwriter · 2 years ago
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All 13 Weapon Fairies
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thelonlybritishwriter · 3 years ago
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The revolution will not be televised.
You’re right, it’ll be streamed straight to the masses and then cycled through the internet. It’ll be twisted where we’ll loose interest and move on.
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thelonlybritishwriter · 3 years ago
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Worlds of Ursula K. Le Guin (2018), dir. Arwen Curry
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thelonlybritishwriter · 3 years ago
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The Queen of Englad had bought an Xbox series X to play with her grandson, and she was really good at Call of Duty. This angered the Secret Service who then started a manhunt for her.
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thelonlybritishwriter · 3 years ago
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I've effectively nerfed myself from ever becoming popular on tumblr because my url is an obscure lego character, and thank god for that
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thelonlybritishwriter · 3 years ago
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The world stands with Ukraine
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Tbilisi, Georgia
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St. Petersburg, Russia
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London, England
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Paris, France
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Thessaloniki, Greece
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Rome, Italy
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Berlin, Germany
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Tokyo, Japan
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Montenegro
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Mumbai, India
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thelonlybritishwriter · 3 years ago
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With art we can create and play at being gods. Sara Linda Poly
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thelonlybritishwriter · 3 years ago
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DO NOT DO THIS. I repeat, DO NOT DO THIS.
You have been warned.
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In Shrek, more precisely in Fiona’s transformation scene, there’s a reference to the ancient belief that ogres somehow could emit light with their skins, something like bioluminescence. You can find additional information by searching for “Fiona Fleshlight” on Google Images
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thelonlybritishwriter · 3 years ago
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Blair Atherholt Artist. When you are sad, everything looks dark and when you are happy, nothing matters to you. This is how we are !!
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Greek gods committed more sins than humans. Medusa and Perseus by Doc Zenith.
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thelonlybritishwriter · 3 years ago
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The smile at the end unnerves me.
Yeah science
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thelonlybritishwriter · 3 years ago
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With A final gasp of air, you jump into a portal. A brick was thrown back to you, hitting you on your foot. Thus, causing blood to sprout from your wound. A tribal clan of clowns can cause hilarity if not put down. If this is bursting you will pass away. An Asylum of clowns is a thing worst, in contrast pink bananas in sunlight. A shadow is only as light will not pass all. 
What can I say. I may stay mad but alas who try’s nowadays 
Write whatever you want, but no using the letter ‘E’. That’s it.
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