thelonesomeknight
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Pj, 28, why am I still alive.
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not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter
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nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.
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Why have I been laughing at this for a solid 5 minutes?
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20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky
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I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story
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Why does home never feel like home anymore.
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Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs
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