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'Tis the season to go outside and watch tornadoes coming at your face.

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This Thing Called Eurovision

This Thing Called Eurovision

Yesterday, I was scrolling through Twitter and couldn’t help but notice an overwhelming number of #Eurovisiontags from the folks across the pond that I follow. I’d never heard of this event. I thought is this soccer related? EU peace conference? A European version of one of those telethons where Jerry Lewis used to get a bunch of celebrities to take callers giving them money for X cause? I had no…

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I Hit My Sister With A Golf Cart

I Hit My Sister With A Golf Cart

This last weekend was what I like to call Zombie Jesus Stoner Day. To laypeople, this means that Easter landed on 420 this year and that is all the tits. I am a celebrator of the 420 (member of NORML since 2006) and definitely one of any holiday where someone gives me candy and food. Or any holiday where I get to do this with candy:

Most holidays get me all nostalgic for family times. I don’t…

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IM BEING MOONED! (Yes I laughed at my own crap joke)

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Girl Cat is eating the notes for my book. #fat

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Every year without fail, I manage to catch some plague that knocks my ass to the ground during the…

Every year without fail, I manage to catch some plague that knocks my ass to the ground during the winter-to-spring change over. This year is featuring a strep party in my throat. I’m on the third day of this shit so it finally doesn’t feel like I deep throated hot charcoal and the green ooze from my face is now at a dribble.

This also reminded me of something I feel I should finally put out in…

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Okay, fine. I didn't need to sleep on that side of the bed anyways.

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Nope, cannot stop laughing.

AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU - Imgur

This still makes me laugh.

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This video should not have to exist! NOT FUCKING YOUR FOOD SHOULD BE A GIVEN!

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I have found my people. Moving immediately.

The Australian Sex Party Campaign Ad 2013 (x)

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These are the mornings of my Whiskey Wednesdays.

Breakfast of the unemployed

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Cracks me up. Original post: http://www.itchyfeetcomic.com/2013/12/creative-guesswork.html#.UxJL-vldWSo

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Getting all "Slowly cut you in half with an elaborate, swinging ax-pendulum" this morning.

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Do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name

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Hookerface (sister) joins!

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Just when I thought we were free of Steve and his spreading ignorance, blatant sexism and racism, and general dickery, someone picked up the reins. Kill. Me. Now.

Here I am, sitting in my cubicle, silently typing to myself. I have this really loud co-worker, with whom I have spoken frequently. We even take classes together (we’re both in Graduate school). He stops right in front of my computer and announces, or rather asks, “So what are you bi-racial or something?"

I mean, it was so loud. I said, “Yeah. Yeah, you got. Did you need anything?”And he just strolled away.

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