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one time when i was high i got really upset because bats eat spiders and what if batman comes into contact with spiderman what will happen will spiderman be okay

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Best of David Fincher not giving a fuck:

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (BTS)

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hollywood be like “Africans”

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How Avengers: Age of Ultron should have ended

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The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we don’t have Olive Garden either

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*automatically says ouch even though it didn’t hurt*

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I feel like Wonder Woman should be built like Serena Williams

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Let’s draw…! ✏️

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I’m sure I turned the tap off maybe there’s a ghost

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miley cyrus: *donates large amounts of money to charity*

miley cyrus: *is huge supporter of lgbtq and trans rights*

miley cyrus: *doesn't want to be defined by a gender or sexuality*

miley cyrus: *posts photos showing her zits and making weird faces to show her fans that everyone has imperfections*

miley cyrus: *fights for women's rights and is a part of the #freethenipple campaign*

miley cyrus: *starts a charity for homeless youth*

the general public: but she's naked a lot and smokes weed. just another child star turned trainwreck if you ask me

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water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

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every episode of scooby doo

guy: something spooky's happening

fred: k we'll come check it out

fred: daphne, velma come with me

daphne: lol okei

shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone

velma: shut up you two

shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*

scooby: RAGGY

shaggy: *oblivious to everything*

scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY

shaggy: zoinks!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*

shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*

fred: what happened?

shaggy: M-M-MONSTER

velma: uh oh

monster: boo

all: AAAAH

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*

*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*

velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!

monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*

velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!

*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*

monster: whoops i tripped

scooby: i captured you

*they pull the monster's mask off*

fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money

suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog

scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO

all: *laugh*

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It’s interesting that the people who grew up in the 60s and 70s were the generation of “Question All Authority,” but now that they’re the authority, they refuse to be questioned.

something I heard on the radio this morning (via subtextable)