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Seriously!! I'm doing my best here, but these bad boys are high maintenance T.T
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Ugh, this hit hard T.T
real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment
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Meep! o///o
#life on mars#sam tyler#john simm#i feel like this has an effect on me that it should not have lol#his facial expressions are just
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Here's a legal PSA:
If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...
YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.
Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.
If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".
Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.
YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.
Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.
Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.
#this is so funny for someone who had a phase of watching every eccentric detective show they could find#starting from a very young age (talking dog#and someone who even now can get suckered in by 'police procedural with a twist' type shows#nostalgia#funny
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#life on mars#sam tyler#john simm#oh sammy#he really goes through it in this one#i say like he doesn't go through it every episode lol
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Yeah, we're keeping this one................
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Ohhhhhhh T.T
when their last name is tyler 😍😍
#my precious beautiful wonderful babies#i love them both so much#characters i can't talk about without crying#sam tyler#rose tyler#life on mars#doctor who#john simm#billie piper
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Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information
#yes!#same#learning new things has always been like wow lol#sometimes i still want to know everything#give me the data
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I just love watching this- the lines, the smoothness, is just *chef's kiss* Great job!
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Oooh, more angsty story ideas!
“I saw the back of someone who looked like you and my heart skipped a beat.”
#quotes#writing#i can't let things go#so i have a fic in mind with a grieving character who also can't let things go#i'll probably never actually write it#but i still like collecting things that make me think of it and them
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(via liziraphalemoved-blog)
#me neither john#me neither#i've always been bad at tights#if it helps they look great lol#john simm#also: ilovehimilovehimilovehim#doctor who#confidentials
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So cute!!!
#i love moles#they're just so cute#when they pop their little heads out to experience the surface world#hello!#moles
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OOF, something about this just sucker-punched me in the gut in the best way
#one of those poems#where you're just hit with an instant visual#of a sad scene or a storyline#literature#poetry#hard-hitting
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Thanks Elmo, I needed to hear that today T.T
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works by Jamie Heiden
#so lovely#i really want to visit a rural church in the middle of nowhere#i don't know why#i'm not religious#but there's just something about them
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