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Rudolph the bitch-nosed bitchdeer

Had a very bitchy nose

And if you ever saw it

He would call your mom a hoe

All of the other bitchdeer

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Rudolph

Join in any bitchdeer games

Then one foggy bitchmas eve

Santa came to say

Rudolph with your nose so bright

Won't you guide my bitch tonight

Then all the bitchdeer loved him

As they shouted out with glee

Rudolph the bitch-nosed bitchdeer

You'll go down in bitchery

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Tips for Defying the End of the World.

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So, if you’re like me and work in a place with public bathrooms, you most likely have seen this shit before. Some racist fuck graffiti’d up your bathroom with nazi bullshit with a permanent marker.

Tired of this bullshit? Me too, so I’m gonna show you how to get rid of it nice and quick! 

The tools you need: A cleaner appropriate for the surface, the appropriate tool to to wipe said surfaces, and the crucial piece: A dry erase marker.

It’s embarrassingly easy to get rid of and is gonna make those nazi fucks upset that we don’t tolerate their bullshit. 

Just grab your marker…

…and draw over it

then you spray it with your cleaner and then… wipe

ta-fucking-da

now you too can use your new-found hack to get rid of sharpie graffiti

remember kids: fuck fascists, fuck nazis and racists, and fuck white supremacy 

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Hey! I just had multiple monthly bills dropped on me out of nowhere by my family! I made a Ko-Fi for anyone who can help me out with the ~700 USD I now have to pay every month! Anything helps!

Explanation here

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[screenshot] it was too perfect

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I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

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more good people should die in horror media

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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Heads up, tumblr is raising its annual subscription from $39.99 to $69.99 on November 9th, so cancel before then if you don’t want to pay that price.

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Good news for you, this August 23rd.

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Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals for Help to Survive

A Plea for Help from Gaza: A Family Seeking Safety

Hello, I am Rehab Shamia, married to Hussein Shamia (@husseinshamia) ,from a family of 4 members.

We live in the midst of the ongoing hellish war in Gaza, trapped between walls of fear and despair.

In light of the Israeli aggression on the Gaza Strip, we went through very difficult circumstances. We were displaced several times. We lost our house, which I had paid for with all my savings, to the enemy's bombs shortly after our first displacement. We lost all the beautiful things that my family and I used to enjoy, and the most difficult beautiful thing we lost was safety in peace, due to the violent bombing that surrounded us in all the places to which we fled.

to say the least, our days were difficult, as there were no viable sources of employment to obtain the money we needed to meet our needs.Our situation is especially dire because my wife was born in the war, I have an infant and a 4-year-old and we are still stuck in a tent where there is no healthy food, no medicine, no water and no electricity. During the process of displacement, we lost the stable and recreational life that we used to live with me, the family, and the child, Ayham, who lost all the toys that he loved and played with all the time, and was deprived of the beautiful childhood that he lived in the first days of his childhood. My wife, who is constantly tired and exhausted,moving from one tent to another, is slowly sliding towards despair. Every nature of life, from a beautiful house to a tent in the middle of the street, a place to sleep. I need your help in raising money to leave the Gaza Strip

I need to raise money to restore a beautiful life and stability outside the Gaza Strip Everything I tell leaves only a small amount of the suffering we are experiencing. Below is a glimpse of the contrast between our lives before the aggression and the nightmare we've been enduring since it began. Thank you for your support and solidarity

GoFundMe Campaign Link:❤️

With deepest respect and gratitude,

Rehab shamia

Note :

My account vetted by :

@bilal-salah0

• @queerstudiesnatural

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Please save my children's lives. Every euro makes a difference. Save us from death. https://gofund.me/4f077ab2

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truly at a loss for words. nesma @nesmamomen has been fundraising on this website since fucking march and is so tantalizingly close to her goal yet shes only bringing in $5-$10 every couple of hours or so. please take this burden off her shoulders after she has already lost everything

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Goncharov coming third in tumblr's top 100 movies of 2023 is so damn funny. Imagine being a film studio exec who spent millions making some of the other 97 movies listed below it only to be beaten by a film that cost exactly zero dollars to make and doesn't exist