thelegendofgeoff

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i was going to put some inspirational quote or lyric here but in all honesty now all i can think about are fajitas.

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🍷🤡

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I’m still alive I swear.

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hello from the other side...

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i was the most

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

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I NEED A NAP

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me and rory are watching monsters university and the little princess is loving it. 

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*high fives your ass*

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i am sorry i have been so mia lately. i had a sickness and my life has been terribly busy. but here i am!

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it’s me. friday. your local slacker. 

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So @differentsuitsametie is a scary mama bear

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I don’t understand why @differentsuitsametie gets so annoyed with me while I’m playing Zelda, I only yell just a little.

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me: starts crying

someone else: what’s wrong

me: this is just something that happens

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Monsters University is a great movie and this scene was hilarious.

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hey listen!~ 

i couldn’t have picked a better picture for my intro huh? i’m geoff and i play the tuba in the waterpark. i’m also a kick ass dad ( see that baby up there? I HELPED MAKE THAT! ) to farore violet and not to brag but i’m a decent girlfriend wrangler as well. i also spend “too much time playing that damn zelda game” (friday’s words, not mine) and i’m something of a snack enthusiast. 

you can catch me on hangouts ( i almost typed aim wow ) @ geoffsfury