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not to be dramatic but I genuinely cannot picture my life without AO3

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LITERALLY DECLARING HIS BIG CRUSH ON MISHA

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Human: I don't get this whole "Earth is a death world" thing. Like, obviously it wouldn't seem like one to us, but why is it one to you guys? Are your home planets *that* much more free of disease and predators and stuff?

Alien: Oh, yes. Earth is far more hostile than our home worlds.

Human: Huh. Wonder why.

Alien: I suspect it's due to Earth's high iron content blocking the fae from disposing of such minor threats.

Human: Yeah, I guess that

Human:

Human: what

Tiny fairy in alien's translator headpiece: Shut up, they think we're mythical, it's *hilarious*.

Alien: I mean... Sure is a mystery, huh?

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Another year and another Hobbit Day. Happy Birthday Bilbo and Frodo. Your stories have sparked the create wonder of so many.

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not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.

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Bagginshield feels so safe to me. It's become a blanket I can wrap myself up in and breath a little easier. They're nestled into the corner of my heart.

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Papa vesemir: It's not the size of the weapon. It's how you use it

Lambert:...well... the size matters a little

Papa vesemir: he assassins blade is just as effective as a knights sword!

Lambert: Is that why you finish so quick?

Papa vesemir: ok listen here you little shit

Aiden told Lambert that Vesemir has his own cat guxart. Lambert of course is a little shit and works it into every conversation until papa vesemir relents and allows Aiden to come up to kaer morhen for the winter.

And vesemir is fine with it, he's just waiting for his idiot pup to admit his feelings

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thinking about how castiel knew dean more deeply and intimately than god himself. thinking about how castiel’s love for dean winchester changed god’s story. i am gnawing on drywall

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We need a new installment in this universe every couple of years, this is my mcu.

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

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i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”

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If your comfort character isn't dead, traumatized, gay, or a mass murderer... are they really your comfort character?

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Oh no…

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