thekitchenphilosopheress

[thekitchenphilosopheress]

[thekitchenphilosopheress]

I cannot emphasize enough how much of a life hack it is to exclusively be friends with, date and marry people who are not constantly mean assholes to you.

[thekitchenphilosopheress]

PSA: It's Shrove Tuesday! 🥞🥞🥞

[thekitchenphilosopheress]

I noticed our periods aren't synced, are you mad at me?

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the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

[thekitchenphilosopheress]

date a boy who punches terfs in the face

[thekitchenphilosopheress]

- mom i’m tired

the manuscript- taylor swift/ thirteen/ class of 2013- mitski/ 13 going on 30/ wonderland- taylor swift/ cat city- vewn/ @death-born-aphrodite/ skins/ @inkskinned

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Lady talking to young child on the subway: you have to hold onto the pole because we’re in New York. Hey, if you see something, say something… well, I’m sure you will because you’re three.

Child: I LOVE YOU!

[thekitchenphilosopheress]

tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.

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[thekitchenphilosopheress]

Soften your voice… the lady of the house is blogging

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[thekitchenphilosopheress]

For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

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The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this

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when i remember that no amount of waiting will make me brave and no amount of fear will keep me safe

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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest