thekevinmarshall
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Writer & comedian. @KevinMarshall on Twitter.
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thekevinmarshall · 2 years ago
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Ah, Christ. Doing this again.
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thekevinmarshall · 7 years ago
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Dumplings and Katz's Pastrami Egg Rolls(!) with @half_shiksa at @redfarmnyc #dinnergram #foodstagram
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thekevinmarshall · 8 years ago
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Best TV Dad - James (John Amos) in "Good Times." Then he got killed off because John Amos wouldn't capitulate or compromise his integrity. Every Dad should strive to be like James in "Good Times" and John Amos in real life. #FathersDay
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thekevinmarshall · 8 years ago
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#NowPlaying "I'll Let You Down" by Frank Iero And The Patience
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thekevinmarshall · 8 years ago
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The Creative Process, a story in one act by Kevin Marshall (at Hotel Amarano Burbank)
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thekevinmarshall · 8 years ago
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If you dug the theme and score of #StrangerThings, check out the composers' previous project, S U R V I V E #NowPlaying
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thekevinmarshall · 9 years ago
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If I wore this, would you still be my friend? I hope your answer is no. (I almost bought this.)
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thekevinmarshall · 9 years ago
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This cat is riding atop a cooler in the passenger's seat of a pickup truck like he's surfing. This vacation is already amazing! #catsofinstagram #cat (at New York New Jersey State Line)
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thekevinmarshall · 9 years ago
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Officially on vacation. Almost forgot to set my OOO reply! #vacation #🖕
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thekevinmarshall · 9 years ago
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"This guy, Kevin Marshall, goes for a run, runs regularly, never gets good. Legs got sore in the first mile. Sad!" - DT #run #running (at Brooklyn/Queens/Ridgewood, NY)
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thekevinmarshall · 9 years ago
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.@ChrissyTeigen & @JohnLegend are the closest we'll get to a real-life Batman and Robin. Chrissy is Batman.
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thekevinmarshall · 9 years ago
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#latergram Another installment of Crawling with Caleb, this time featuring a cameo from my work phone and a @mikeleoroberts name drop
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thekevinmarshall · 9 years ago
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Already miss this little guy (my nephew Caleb). Until next time!
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thekevinmarshall · 9 years ago
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Me at work. All day, every day. (I wear a human skull around the office)
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thekevinmarshall · 9 years ago
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Mom: "Happy Boy, I'm trying, sweetie, I am. I need you to try, too, okay?" Happy Boy: 😁 Mom: "Happy Boy, please! PLEASE!" Happy Boy: 😁 Dad: "He doesn't understand." Mom: "Yes he does! He understands goddamn well! Happy Boy, you put that stick of margarine down." Happy Boy: 😁 Dad: "Mary..." Mom: "Put it down now!" Dad: "MARY, STOP!" *Mom grabs Dad's arms* *They yell over each other, then descend into sobs* Dad: "I don't know how to love him either, Mary. I just...I don't know." Happy Boy: 😁
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thekevinmarshall · 9 years ago
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Mom: "Happy Boy! Did you eat all four sticks of margarine?!" Happy Boy: 😁 Mom: *starts crying* Dad: "It's okay. It's okay." Mom: "This is---it's just---it's so much harder than I thought it would be." Dad: "It's not his fault, Mary. It's not his fault." *starts sobbing* Happy Boy: 😁
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thekevinmarshall · 9 years ago
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At one in the morning, wide awake, and there's no escape from the rain. Take cover, if you can, but it'll always find its way in. (at MTA - Myrtle Av / Wyckoff Av Station (L)(M))
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