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“Tabitha and Hannah get stuck in an elevator together”

When the elevator shuddered and came to a halt, but the doors didn’t open, Tabitha knew that something was wrong. The girls had run the bell, to alert people that there was a problem, and they said they would work on it, but they had no idea how long it would take for the issue to be resolved. “What are we gonna do whilst we wait? This isn’t gonna be like that McDonalds advert where they’re gonna deliver us chicken nuggets through the vent…” With a sigh, the blonde sad down, crossing her legs, and looking up the the other girl. @thekaisers

"Thankfully my older brother Cass isn't here right now," Hannah smiles at the girl next to her sitting down, "we'd be calming him down because he has claustrophobia." She leans against the wall grinning, "There's a few things I could think of to pass the time," She arches her eyebrow and winks before laughing, "But let's settle for learning more about each other." Hannah crosses her arms. "What's your family like? I've told you about mine," Hannah blushes, "I mean if you want to you don't have to tell me about yours if you don't want to of course, I don't want you to feel on the spot or uncomfortable." Hannah clears her throat, "I'm rambling, I'm going to stop now."

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Very important PSA 

Please don’t ever feel pressured to reply to anything!  There is no time limit for replies. There is no time limit for answering an ask.  If you don’t have muse for something, it’s alright to drop it / move it to the back  burner. If someone makes you uncomfortable, it’s alright to stop interacting with  them. If you don’t have the energy to write and just feel like reblogging pictures  or musings or whatever else you feel like, you do you! Roleplaying is a HOBBY. It’s meant to be fun… a way to relax from everything  going on in your life. It should never stress you out.  Allow me to repeat: ROLEPLAYING IS A HOBBY. So, if it feels like a job, something is wrong…

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gentle reminder to not use male fcs for trans women muses, or vice versa. it’s transphobic, offensive, and nastie. don’t do it. better yet !!!!!! use a trans fc !!!!!!!!! that is the correct gender of the muse you’re portraying !!!! wow amazing

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theenchantedbeauties:

“Fine…just…embarrassed.” She admitted with another giggle, taking her hand and carefully getting to her feet - not wanting to knock any more books of the bookshelf. “If you’d like to take it out first I really can wait…but if you’re sure…thank you.” Tabitha listened carefully as she spoke of her brothers, finding the way her face lit up quite beautiful. “No, no it’s fine, honestly…it’s cute.” Reaching out, she shook her hand. “It’s lovely to meet you Hannah, I’m Tabitha.”

"It's nice to meet you too. Your name is as pretty as you are," Hannah blushes. "Oh my god...wait...shit... that's not what I mean," Hannah clears her throat, "sorry...I mean... you are really pretty...but...that was...completely inappropriate of me... and you don't deserve me... saying something like that... and," Hannah squeaks covering her face, "I'm sorry"

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Tattoos That Turned People’s Scars Into Works Of Art.

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theenchantedbeauties:

“Are you sure? I really don’t mind.” After all, now that she knew the title of the book, she could just get her parents to buy it for her. Despite the wealth of their family, Tabitha wasn’t your typical stuck up rich kid. She tried not to flaunt her money, and instead just wanted fit in - make friends with people who liked her, rather than who liked the money. As the book fell, Tabitha bent down to grab it, yet as she did, so did Hannah, and the two knocked into each other. It caused her to fall down, a giggle leaving her lips at just how clumsy she had been. “I’m sorry…are you…are you alright?”

“I’m fine, how about you?” Hannah blushes putting the book to the side. She stands up and pulls the other girl to her feet before bending down to grab the book again. She blushes holding the book in her hands a second before putting it back on the shelf. “I’m so sorry about that….and in response to your earlier question, before I accidentally headbutted you,” she blushes deeper before clearing her throat, “it really is fine, I’ll use any excuse to read more books.” She tucks a lock of her hair behind her ear before continuing, “My brother Cass read to me and tell me stories all the time growing up and I love books.” A soft smile lights up her face, “Jimmy on the other hand teases me for my love of stories but I know he’s just covering up the fact he’s just as much a nerd as us.” She snaps out of her reverie and blushes again, “sorry you probably don’t want to hear me babling on about my family since we just met.” She sticks out her hand carefully, “ I’m Hannah Kaiser.”

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tabitha didn’t spend much of her time in the library. whilst she adored books, usually when she wanted one, her parents would buy it for her. they had always encouraged her to read - say it would open her mind up to a whole new world, and keep her creative even after the imagination that came with childhood faded away. but she had been recommended a book, and she couldn’t for the life of her remember it’s title, only it’s author. so, here she was, eyes scanning the shelves as she searched for the author, and then for the familiar name of the book. a smile lit up her features when she found it, and reached for it, only to find that someone else had the same idea as her, and their hands brushed. blushing, tabitha pulled back, eyes widening at the sight of the beautiful girl. “s-sorry.” she stuttered. “you can take it. i’ll order it in or…something.” @thekaisers

“No…no…it’s fine,” Hannah blushes looking down and biting her lip. She nervously runs her fingers through her hair. “I’m always in here so I’m fine grabbing a different book and waiting for you to finish.” She takes a deep breath before looking up at the girls face and freezing up.Shit she’s really fucking cute. Hannah thinks staring open mouthed at the girl for half a minute before snapping her jaw shut, her cheeks turning scarlet. “Oh…uh….were are my….um….. my manners,” Hannah’s blush deepens as she clears her throat. She sticks her hand out for a handshake knocking a book off the shelf. It lands on the other girls feet and Hannah lets out a squeak, “Oh my god I’m so sorry,” Hannah yelps as she bends down to pick it up.

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send 🌈 to run into my muse at pride event!

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Send “Story + #” and I will write a drabble about our muses in the corresponding situation.

First meeting between our muses.

First my muse hugged/kissed your muse.

First fight between our muses.

First time my muse realized they liked yours (platonic or romantic).

First time my muse realized they hated yours.

First time your muse saw my muse’s scars.

First time my muse saw your muse’s scars

First time my muse called your muse their friend.

First time my muse called your muse their enemy.

First time my muse called your muse their partner.

First time my muse broke your muse’s heart.

First time your muse broke my muse’s heart.

First time my muse showed kindness to your muse.

First time my muse showed cruelty to your muse.

First time my muse tasted your muse’s cooking.

First time your muse physically hurt my muse.

First time my muse physically hurt your muse.

First time my muse saw your muse dressed up.

First time my muse dressed up for your muse.

First time my muse realized they trusted your muse.

First time my muse missed your muse.

First time my muse yelled at your muse.

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Things I’ve said while Gaming

“If you’re gonna kill me, at least suck my dick first”

“Fuck my entire asshole”

“Oh, that’s right, just go straight on in without lube. I /appreciate/ it.”

“Man if I’m gonna get fucked a bit of foreplay would be appreciated”

“Dead. Again. Well good for me, now I’m FUCKT.”

“If you could NOT kill me, that’d be cool.”

“And fuck you. And you. Oh, and you in particular.”

“I swear to FUCK that I will find your family, drag them out in front of you, KILL THEM and then kill y–Oh, You’re dead now? Thank you.”

“Ah, yes, a trail of dead bodies. This can be nothing but good.”

“Oooh. What is tha– ABORT. ABORT. MONSTERS THAT WAY.”

“I am going to shove ten gallons of cinnamon lubricant down your throat if you don’t hurry up and fuck right on off very soon.”

“Oh. It’s a dragon. …Can I seduce the drago– Guess not. SHIT.”

“I don’t know you but I love you and we’re getting married and I’ll send you letters from my adventures and it’ll be really cool and romantic and shit.”

“Are you dead now? Good. I wanted your dress.”

“Man, fuck this place. Fuck this place in particular.”

“Why can’t I shit in that toilet. What sort of game is this.”

“Can I pee on this? No? STOP JUDGING ME IT’S AN IMPORTANT GAME MECHANIC.”

“Nope nope nope nopity NOPE”

“….Shit. You’re hot.”

“Holy fuck this game is making me gay.”

“See this map? Look at this map. I have a raging boner for this map.”

“I want you, and you, to smooch. Can you do that for me?”

“You know if things could STOP GRABBING ME that would be REAL NICE.”

“I don’t know if I want to punch him with my mouth or my fist.”

“I don’t even like kissing people and I want to tangle tongues with this fucker.”

“Holy fucking shit you’re LIMPING. Were you doing that before? Are you okay?”

“Okay but like. Couldn’t they have KISSED?”

“Yeah. Nope. Still gay. This entire roadtrip is gay.”

“Please zip up your shirt who wants engine grease on their tiddies? Seriously you’re gonna get burned.”

“Level 75 huh? …I ain’t fighting you. Looky here, there’s the road, you’re not looking at me, just gotta act casual… act casual… HAH YOU MISSED ME.”

“Can I eat this?”

“I hear wolves it can’t be the full moon ALREADY”

“God dammit dinner’s in heat”

“I chopped down seventy-nine trees and angered the Tree God now please feed me.”

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Ask Memes;; Tumblr Post Edition

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Rules/important stuff/tags

I don’t really have any triggers I mean we can destroy my children if you want

Going off that these may get a bit triggering because I like putting my kids through shit I’m sorry

You’re probably going to have to approach me I’m a smol scared child who’s afraid of being annoying and being rejected (I also prefer IM/DM because it’s just one on one us and the characters without everyone else seeing but I can do it public too if you want)

I need near constant validation/approval/attention/etc. I’m sorry I’m just a fucking insecure mess

I'm 17 almost 18 in three months

My kids is super fucking gay. Only ship Hannah with girls, Cass with boys, and Jimmy with either

AU friendly, multiship friendly OT+ friendly

Specify which you want to interact with in the ask

I follow/follow back/like posts/ask questions(although with the questions I’ll sign them -thekaisers) from my main @bautifulemily sorry I put to much work to delete it

Important tags:

#Shh-boom! Goes the cannon -stuff about my son you want to know

#Cass Kaiser -answers to headcanons/general info on my son

#Jimmy Kaiser -answers to headcanons/general info on my other son

#Hannah Kaiser -answers to headcanons/general info on my daughter

#choose your {starter} pokemon -starter sentences

#make believe wonderland -the actual rp threads

#how bow dah -stuff about me or my blog

#ask meme anything -ask memes/starters go here if you want to go through everything

#leedle leedle leedle lee -starter call

#shouting into the void/screaming into the void(I don’t know how to be consistent sorry fam) -other random stuff

#queue do queue -queued posts

#🔥👌 -gifs/pictures of my fc’s

#amazing 10/10 art -promos

#important -important stuff

#wishes upon a star -wishlist

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James Tiberius Kaiser He goes by Jimmy. He’s an angry bi who just wants to fight. He’s super protective over Cass and Hannah. Cass’s younger twin. One of the few not named after an angel. (His first name is after his dad and his middle name is after Star Trek).

Fc: Ben J Pierce

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Cassiel Bryon Kaiser Goes by Cass (or Cassiel if he doesn’t like you). He really hates his name and how pretentious™ it is. He’s a smol emo gay nerd. He needs all the hugs for everything he’s been through. The oldest of this bunch. Jimmy’s older twin by 15 minutes. (They have older siblings but like Alex don’t have the muse rip sorry).

Fc: Ben J Pierce

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Haniel Joanne Kaiser Goes by Hannah. She’s a smol gay flower child. But she’s also really salty. She’s just full of love and happiness. The youngest. Has a twin named Alex (but he’s not in this because I don’t have the muse for him rip)

Fc: Sophia? Sofia? (I've seen it both ways rip) Carson