The crustaceans try to drag me back to the hole they crawled out of in my dreams. Stop asking yourself “Am I cooked?” And start asking yourself “Can I cook?” I also paint 40k minis, scream nonsense into the void, try to write things on occasion, and GM ttrpgs. Kind of. Not really, I’m trying to get the hang of it ok?
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Bladeguards work just fine for victrix proxies, probably better normally since bladeguard can actually be posed lmao
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Apparently the Imperial fists DO have a named chapter master by the name of Gregor Dessian, but the only real information is his name and that he used to be the captain of the 7th company. GW probably doesn’t even know what he looks like probably, and that’s a shame.
Bits are from Marneus Calgar, Fafnir Rann, Iron Father Feirros, a chopped up heavy intercessor backpack, and a bundle of pouches and a hand cannon I nabbed from the company heroes kit because I panicked and fucked up cutting the tabard. I think it kind of works. Will probably proxy the vitrix guard with some bladeguard and turn the Sgt. into a Lt.
Please ignore the ultra toilet seat on the cape I’m begging you pleasepleaseplease
I really gotta start working on basing…
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Apparently the Imperial fists DO have a named chapter master by the name of Gregor Dessian, but the only real information is his name and that he used to be the captain of the 7th company. GW probably doesn’t even know what he looks like probably, and that’s a shame.
Bits are from Marneus Calgar, Fafnir Rann, Iron Father Feirros, a chopped up heavy intercessor backpack, and a bundle of pouches and a hand cannon I nabbed from the company heroes kit because I panicked and fucked up cutting the tabard. I think it kind of works. Will probably proxy the vitrix guard with some bladeguard and turn the Sgt. into a Lt.
Please ignore the ultra toilet seat on the cape I’m begging you pleasepleaseplease
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Space marine/guardsmen dynamic a la Grimaldus and Andrej (Titus and Mira?) but it’s an imperial fist and a guardsmen standing on a wall and the guardsmen keeps attempting to shoot the shit but the fist is all blank and stoic so the guardsmen makes a final hailmary and offers him a lho stick (40K cigarette) and is like “Do you guys even smoke?” And that finally gets a reaction where the fist looks at him and it looks like he’s gonna give a curt no before hesitating and taking it.
And then he has to kneel down so the guardsmen can light it.
Is this anything?
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Loyalists aren’t as kitbashable. What a stupid take. What a moron. What a fucking buffoon. Glad I’m not this guy.
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We’ll see how it turns out.
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Unfortunately the loyalists don’t have as much of a capacity for kit bashing than I’d like
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not that it’s not there, this is a judiciar proxy from a reiver head and an old company champion. I think the normal judiciar model is a little goofy with the bandanna. Anyway I guess I’m loyalist now idk
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I kinda messed up on the sgt’s helmet a little bit, but I’m too lazy/hyperfixated on all the other shit I’ve got to paint to fix it right now, so who gives a fuck.
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Sneaky bois, or as sneaky as you can be wearing bright yellow power armor.
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I need to start figuring out a basing method, but we’ll paint up 2000 points first I think.
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Tunk
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Not a fan of painting vehicles. Uniform bricks without dynamic flair, just hard angles, turrets and sponsons.
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I HATE CAMO CLOAKS
I HATE CAMO CLOAKS
I HATE CAMO CLOAKS
It’s not that serious it’s literally just random shapes dude calm down
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Of course the LVO reveals all of the chaos codexes when I decide I’m building a space marine army.
FUCK
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>talking to my friend about my Mecha ideas because God damn do I be playing Armored Core 6
>I bring up BattleTech cuz that's the only Tabletop Mecha game I know cuz god damn did I rock that MechWarrior back in the day
>"BattleTech and Lancer are both mecha style TTRPG's that I've heard of"
>what is lancer?
>he thought I already knew about it
>I did not know about it
>looks up some stuff
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YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH I'M IN I'M SO IN
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My box boi’s drip is so immaculate.
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Oh yeah forgot to mention, I figured out decals, something that is SO much more needed in space marines than csm.
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I really think the biologis is probably one of the better kits in the leviathan box. There’s a lot to love here.
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Just look at this man strut.
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Sneaky bois
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Despite being centered around siege defenses, the imperial fists are still a codex compliant chapter, so of course they have Phobos units and scouts. I like to think they use them in pincer moves. Reivers drop in at night to cut off leadership while infiltrators and guns on the battlements rip the enemy to pieces.
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Only painted one of these bastards with a camo cloak and I’ve got like 6 eliminators to go. Hate these things. He still came out alright.
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Couldn’t find a Phobos Lt so I grabbed a ravenstrike battle force and a reiver Lt, nabbed one of the invictor suit helmets and a stalker bolt rifle from the eliminators. Came out pretty good. Might need to add a thing or two.
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Unfortunately the loyalists don’t have as much of a capacity for kit bashing than I’d like
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not that it’s not there, this is a judiciar proxy from a reiver head and an old company champion. I think the normal judiciar model is a little goofy with the bandanna. Anyway I guess I’m loyalist now idk
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New year, same me.
I think.
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Spoilers for Sonic 3
Watched Sonic 3 with my buddy and watching the heartwarming montage of Maria and Shadow playing in the G.U.N. research base that’s filled with warmth and whimsy with an anxious shadow being reassured by the only real person he’s had a positive relationship with immediately hardcutting to the same place; withered and aged where only the phantoms of those memories remain with a Shadow that is alone, angry, and grieving absolutely floored me with the idea that I was watching an actual good movie instead of just nostalgia bait.
And then Jim Carrey makes out sloppy style with a wrinklier version of himself for like an hour.
I wanna preface that Jim Carrey’s performance was excellent (as usual), “You’re no Maria,” is a good line with good delivery. it’s just that a lot of his scenes with himself have a fair bit of tonal whiplash that I wasn’t into, which is weird since it’s kind of balanced when both Robotniks are separated? Either way, Sonic 3 is still really good, it’s just a 7-8/10 instead of a 9.
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Brb I gotta punch a guy with this grenade I found.
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