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theirfool · 6 months ago

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❛ that wasn't like an ask out or anything, was it? ❜ tehe

“ wow, ” he deadpans in his usual droll cadence, as if addressing the fluctuating metropolitan weather and not the confession precursor he just served goro alongside his very elaborate coffee order, “ the detective prince strikes again, busting the case wide open. ” it’s just the two of them this time around: the boss is off on an errand to the nearest pharmacy before closing, searching for some ultra-specific medicine for the mystery bug futaba happened to catch, likely at the arcade, and akira’s not expecting him back for at least another thirty minutes. even mona’s technically absent, blessedly asleep upstairs, and it’s precisely these coinciding absences that prompted akira’s proposition in the first place. he never would’ve gotten away with being this brazenly overt, otherwise. doubts goro would’ve even acknowledged it.

“ i wasn’t sure if you were picking up my hints. so you were just ignoring me? ” if it’s goro’s intent to put him off with what must be mockery at this point, they find themselves in a very unfortunate predicament. “ i’m anticipating a hefty tip as emotional recompense. ”

#rejusticed #which one of them can be more insufferable haha i bet its akira #IC.

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theirfool · 7 months ago

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❛ you want me to make you some coffee? ❜ ^^

“ mm… ” akira has his phone in his hand, net loaded on an article on the recent bike thefts in yongen-jaya (something to pass the time in the quiet of goro’s apartment), and doesn’t lift his head until several seconds have passed. he blinks, languid, a cat’s moniker, and inclines his head; not a nod, but rather acknowledgement. “ that depends. do you have any cute mugs? ”

before he started going to school, the adults around him (his extended family, mostly— his parents never entertained it) had this game they liked to play where they pretended akira could read their minds. he never understood it then, couldn’t find the humor in it even as his aunties tucked spilling laughter behind the curtains of their palms like it was some big, elaborate undertaking, but he never particularly cared to, either. these days, whenever he catches his own gaze in any semi-clear reflection and lingers to examine it, their mean-spirited snickering from back then is much less of a mystery.

he meets goro’s eyes across the room from his seat on the couch and ponders the stories goro hasn’t told him yet; wonders if goro was able to hide himself away or if the adults around him looked at him like they used to look at akira. “ and can i watch you make it? i’m kind of curious about your technique. ”

#rejusticed #godmodding akiras way into akcs apt 👍👍👍#IC.

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theirfool · 7 months ago

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the world should have protected you, yet you have been asked to protect it. what an honor. what an injustice.

#OP THIS IS SOOOOOOO

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theirfool · 7 months ago

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&. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

( dialogue prompts taken from the second season of hulu's the bear, created by christopher storer. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )

❛ you ever think about purpose? ❜

❛ i love you, but i do not have time for this, alright? ❜

❛ i have time for this. ❜

❛ you know what the fuck you're doing. you love this shit. it's fun for you. i don't have that. ❜

❛ i'm afraid one day, i'm gonna wake up and you guys are all just gonna just drop this ass. ❜

❛ if this shit is not fun for you, what the fuck is fun for you? ❜

❛ i'm not making the same mistakes i made last time. ❜

❛ what kind of insurance coverage do we have for people falling through the fucking wall? ❜

❛ sometimes, i look like february. ❜

❛ you want a sprite? you look kinda green. ❜

❛ can i ask you something and you can tell me to fuck off if you want? ❜

❛ chef, that's way too much acid. ❜

❛ you, uh, making a sundae? ❜

❛ that actually sounds delicious. ❜

❛ because you're the bear and i remember you. ❜

❛ i love taking care of you. and i always will. you know that? ❜

❛ i'm glad i came 'cause i get to eat this. ❜

❛ i gotta come up with three really great desserts. you got any ideas? ❜

❛ you ever made ice cream before, chef? want to? ❜

❛ it kind of tastes like a, um... minty snickers bar. ❜

❛ so how long you been a cook? ❜

❛ how’d you get good at this? ❜

❛ you can spend all the time in the world in here, but if you don't spend enough time out there... you know? ❜

❛ speaking of dead brothers, do you wanna go to a party? ❜

❛ it looks so pretty on you. you should keep it. ❜

❛ what's going on with you? i know there's something. just tell me. ❜

❛ what are you talking about, i don't give a fuck? why would you say that to me? i give like a huge fuck. ❜

❛ you're not by yourself, alright? i'm right here with you. ❜

❛ did you just throw a fork at me? ❜

❛ i think time spent doing this is time well spent. ❜

❛ never too late to start over. ❜

❛ i just want you to know... that this is really nice. ❜

❛ i'm thinking you're very, very beautiful. ❜

❛ we just don't say hello anymore? ❜

❛ you're wearing a suit? ❜

❛ uh, yeah, i wear suits now. ❜

❛ i'm sorry if i took anything out on you and if I treated you like shit. ❜

❛ i actually do think that we could fit good together. ❜

❛ i could be good at things that you don't really wanna do. and you're obviously really great at a whole bunch of stuff that I don't know how to do, you know? ❜

❛ i'm wearing a suit 'cause it makes me feel better about myself. ❜

❛ i know that you're trying. i see that you're trying. ❜

❛ you just came from a funeral? ❜

❛ yeah, a funeral of all my enemies. ❜

❛ you want me to make you some coffee? ❜

❛ i just need your focus like you need mine. ❜

❛ you good? ❜

❛ what's your relationship with your mom like? ❜

❛ alright, chef, i need you to salt that like a sidewalk. ❜

❛ looks gorgeous, chef. ❜

❛ i haven't eaten yet. ❜

❛ oh, let me make you something. ❜

❛ yeah, i can make you an omelet. ❜

❛ that wasn't like an ask out or anything, was it? ❜

❛ i'm looking really good. i 'm thinking you should start calling me chef. ❜

❛ well, i'mma keep calling you jagoff, 'cause that's what you like. ❜

❛ you deserve my full focus. ❜

❛ i guess i'm scared that i don't have what it takes to not fuck this up. ❜

❛ you're not gonna fuck it up. ❜

❛ i fuck things up all the time, like, every day. ❜

❛ you could do this without me. ❜

❛ i couldn't do it without you. i wouldn't even wanna to do it without you. ❜

❛ you make me better at this. ❜

❛ you still love to cook, right? ❜

❛ how's the wine? ❜

❛ yo. we're low on forks, chef. ❜

❛ okay, let's start firing some caviar, please. ❜

❛ i was just gonna say how special and cool and great this place is and how i'm the most proud of you ever. ❜

❛ i really appreciate you being so patient with me. ❜

❛ do i have time to go outside and scream "fuck"? ❜

❛ just don't tell them you saw me, 'cause this is embarrassing. ❜

❛ i love them so much. i don't know how to show it. ❜

❛ i don't know how to say i'm sorry. ❜

❛ i need you to say it's okay. ❜

❛ you are being so fucking weird, man. ❜

❛ i'm stuck in a goddamn refrigerator on the opening night of my fucking restaurant. ❜

❛ i failed you guys and it's not gonna happen again. ❜

❛ maybe i'm just not built for this. ❜

❛ because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels. ❜

❛ i'm really sorry you feel that way. ❜

❛ would you shut the fuck up and get me the fuck outta here, please? ❜

❛ i don't understand why you can't just let something good happen for once in your fucking life? ❜

❛ you wanna talk to me about my fucking kid? at least i got a kid. ❜

❛ where were you when i fucking put your brother in the ground, you selfish piece of shit? ❜

❛ i fucking love you! ❜

❛ you fucking need me. ❜

❛ i just had this sudden urge to tell you that i've always had this, like, massive crush on you. ❜

❛ i love you, chef. ❜

#PROMPT.#hiii :) lets get things going here

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