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you guys HAVE to take “is dumb” off the end of your username. you have to take “my shit rambles” out of your talking tag. you have to stop apologizing for existing. I get so sad for every url I see like “[name]’s-stupid-reblogs” and every blog I open with a title like “pointless posts” and every opinion post I see tagged something derogatory by op!! speaking as someone whose post tag used to be “makes bad posts.” stop actively putting up roadblocks for yourself!! why do we always say bullying is bad but never when we’re bullying ourselves

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tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario

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okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

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Matt McCreary

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lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane

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So imagine a DnD character who's whole motivation is 'X guy killed my parents and I need to find them' and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that's normal'

But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like "Hey buddy, long time no see. It's a shame we got separated, here's some money" and they're super chill.

The party is just confused and goes "Wait, why are you giving him gold?"

The guy just goes "Cause I owe him money?"

The party "But he killed your parents???"

"That's why I owe him money!"

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i would kill myself if somebody posted this on my music ahahaha

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Anti-piracy ad from 2004

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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

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funniest shit is going down on discord rn

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Nooo its just a tramp stamp of a zombie bite haha :) swats your hand away with inhuman strength that surprises even me

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we keep getting the same ad for some law firm over and over again while trying to watch The Stuff in a call so i've just been in mspaint doing this to it

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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

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would you just fucking look at him.

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you cant fool me. that clearly says mules