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What are you looking at?

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to surrender myself to the mercurial whims of The Manuscripts

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the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

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queer stories matter i'm gay and i saw a bird today

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@ambientradiation @awkwardsocialfailure haven't we done this a few times?

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

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leaked audio from the long-lost holiday classic, Holy Fuck It’s The Gunch

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Wait you’re a white guy named Brian who is into pup play omg it’s just like family guy

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Had fun with this one

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idk why young people knotting is seen as a loser or antisocial thing tbh when i do it in public people seem happy to see it and sometimes they even stop to talk to me about it it's genuinely swret. okay now before i press post i want it to be known i noticed the typo just in the nick of time but decided to leave it anyway for the same reason some people keep the bullet that killed them as a memento of what couldve been for the rest of their lives

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PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

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heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate

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