theinimitablefuckstormkilligan
theinimitablefuckstormkilligan
The Inimitable Fuckstorm Killigan
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PFP by @crazygnomenclature. NSFW sideblog: @theimmoralfuckstormkilligan. Old enough to be your mother. She/It Femme Daddy, Knightess, and Steed all in one. I like to eat crimes and commit pussy. Weird and kinky. Occasionally posts NSFW.
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Went to the Leather Archives and Museum. They had a display about pony play and I thought of you. Get Perceived.
Oh my god that's terrible
Where is this museum
Where
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I'm gonna post moldy pennies through your letterbox
are smithers and mister burns old man yaoi
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happy valentine’s day from two snesbians 💗
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@lie-on-polls I need aid
are smithers and mister burns old man yaoi
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are smithers and mister burns old man yaoi
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Shit, I've gotta make some business cards.
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"I don't care that I'm gay
I care that I got it from a rat."
He got bit by a rat
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Deltarune (Deltarune) [Imagery related to Deltarune]
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I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.
And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT
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always so scary to remember catholics actually believe all of that and it's not just a crazy sex thing
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“My power is to protect the smiles of my people”
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are you five nights at fucking kidding me
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my pet mold spore
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Couldn't resist a bit of Valentine's fun with the birds at work! This is one of our ambassador red-tailed hawks, Jesse, trying to get at her snack! Jesse is a non-releasable ambassador, not a pet, and she had been at our facility for 25 years this year, so she deserves some love! (She is not very good at enrichment, so sometimes she needs 'help!')
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