theincredibleshippingqueen

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Guys Hua cheng is not cool . "He has tattoos" he has ONE tattoo and it's his crush's name in terrible hand writing. He's not a sexy bad boy he's a little girl writing a cute boy's name on his arm with permanent marker

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[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

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as much as I love portrayals of the sun and moon as a (lesbian) couple, the greeks were really on to something when they said "actually they're siblings who disapprove of each other's life choices"

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one of the more interesting gender selectors i've seen

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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

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your fanfiction is valid

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all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name

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day 3 in the comments of "old money tiktok"

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Not sure about anyone else but I re-read all my favourite AO3 comments when I’ve had a rough day so if you’ve ever taken the time to write a deep, funny, or just kind comment, thank-you.

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Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.

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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

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