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peach tree spirit sy who gave SJ peaches but then caught fire during the escape and had to ruin his cultivation to transform into a child that could run away and then wyz tells SJ his little friend is going to die from those burns anyway and raising his sword so sj kills him early and then they go to CQM together but sy is barely hanging on and qjp master immediately clocks sy as a spirit and they rush to help with the qcp lord but sy refuses to let them help him until sj is accepted as a disciple

SY is then coaxed into returning to his real form and planting himself on QJP. His cultivation is badly damaged and he's still wounded from the fire. A shed is built next to him to house the tools the healers use for him and SJ breaks in every night and sleeps there to be away from the dorms

SJ heard about the qdp head disciple leaving seclusion after a year and then ANOTHER scandal as he immediately fucks off the mountain without a word to anyone only to return a few days later

Then SJ is introduced to YQY who crumples immediately bc he thought SJ was dead and hasn't had any time to process it and since it's not on the heels of a life of death situation he's not in shock and instead just blubbers about being late but ofc SJ saved himself

(he doesn't explain Xuan Su - sj knows he was in seclusion but doesn't know enough about cultivation to question it any further)

What Peak Lord sqq builds the bamboo house around SY's tree. Eventually sy can manifest puppets in human form but they can't leave QJP and of course aren't his real body

SQQ is just living his life when LQG comes to harass him on his peak, meets sy and decides he's going to court the tree

Oh no, sqq has dibs, fuck off.

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okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle

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A bit of a pallet cleanser for everyone.

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

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man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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newbie asked if we're supposed to look out for 'red flags' in interlibrary loan requests in reference to a request a patron had made for a book about cannibalism. she was looking expectantly at me like she was expecting me to be equally aghast at this........girl why would you work at a library if you want to play book police

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

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Howl's Moving Castle x TGCF

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i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst

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I love you time theft I love you long breaks I love you wasting time in the bathroom I love you texting on the clock

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advisor

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Part of me is tempted to do a "best kid's TV show villain" bracket, but 1) that requires me getting my shit together and 2) I think Doofenshmirtz would sweep the entire thing.

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executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-