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OH LMFAO SAVE.

guys ice's hair was supposed to make him look like a demon but why he a cat😾

based on a post i saw on pinterest

(also, i have another short icemav comic on the way👀 just have to finish coloring it👀 anyone know a good way to post a vertical comic to tumblr?:D)

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Ah fuck, the flying gays keep getting to me

"'Cause you got her on your arm and me in the wings. I'll get your longing glances, but she'll get your ring. And you will say you had the best of intentions. And maybe I will finally learn my lesson."

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*sobs* yeah this is good

my tg86 piece for @topgunzine!

i actually drew this in april of last year- i’m so glad to finally post it! thank you to everyone who bought and supported the zine 🤍🛩️

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GEMS MY FRIEND SAID WATCHING 'TOP GUN: MAVERICK' FOR THE FIRST TIME:

"The jacket! The famous jacket that pulls women, pulls men, pulls the world!"

"Oh look how hot~ he looks on that motorcicle. He's even pracing his ass!"

(Maverick, on screen: "Well... He's not here yet.") The mans madness has begun."

"MAVERICK DON'T DIE YOU STILL NEED TO HAVE YOUR GAY ROMANCE!"

"He lasted two months at Top Gun? HA. He probably was a bigger piece of work than the students."

"From what I can tell, Maverick tamed Iceman. In the first one he was the little annoying bitch and Maverick saw a challenge."

"I mean, at least these two (Penny and Mav) have chemistry. They hooked up in a plane, after all."

"Iceman solves his problems, Iceman keeps his job, what a simp. That's dog behavior."

"Maverick doesn't look likes he's flirting with her, he's just confused. His confused face looks like his flirting face, and people assume. I know this because people do it to me."

"Yeah, he's kinda like that one Olívia Rodrigo song that she gets confused when she sees her ex... What was it again?" ('bad Idea right?' by Olivia Rodrigo)

"I like him (Bob)! He's pathetic like me!"

"Oooohhh they're (Phoenix and Bob) gonna be besties! I can feel it."

(When Phoenix racks Rooster with the cue) "OHOHOHOOOO I LIKE HER ALREADY."

(Didn't notice Hangman taking Bob's cue, I relayed the information) "Aaaahhh don't steal Bob's cue. Bob's cool, Bob's nice."

(After rewinding the scene) "NO, NO, NO! WHO IS THAT? NOBODY CAN STEAL BOB'S CUE! I don't like him (Hangman)."

(Hangman, on screen: Bradshaw! As I live and breathe!) *Slowly turns towards me with dead eyes*

"That's not enemies to lovers, that's just enemies."

"With just this scene, I can tell this guy (Hangman) comes and goes. 'Sometimes I flirt with you, sometimes I hate you.' He's like a tsudere."

"Oh, got it. Phoenix is adopted into the man's group. She's a bro."

"I wouldn't say that they're his support system, but those two are the people that know him the best. Hangman is paying attention because he wants to be the best and needs to defeat Rooster. Phoenix is demonstrating a more sibling like worry."

"Hondo is like Mavericks babysitter."

"Oh. Oh, now Mav's flirting with her."

(Following the 'Baby on Board' comment) "Don't talk shit about Bob! I don't like Hangman."

"Maverick is like a step father to Rooster. Not in the 'HAHA I FUCKED YOUR MOM' kind of way, but in the way that he helped raise him."

"Where is Iceman? I'm here for the two of them, I don't give a fuck about Aeronautics."

"I think Ice and Maverick had a long relationship, but they're not together anymore. They maintained a friendship, but their lives probably went in different directions. I'd say they were together for 10, maybe 20 years."

('I ain't worried' by OneRepublic starts playing) "This song is from 2022? OH MY GOD THE SCENE"

"DON'T PLAY AROUND WITH GRANDPA!"

*Started chanting "BOB! BOB! BOB!" When he got picked up*

*Eeriely quiet during the bird strike, until Maverick starts talking to Rooster* "OH THEY'RE NOT DEAD. THEY COULDN'T HAVE KILLED BOB! IF THEY KILLED BOB I WOULD STOP AND NEVER WATCH TOP GUN EVER AGAIN!"

"Definitely 20 years. Ice is probably the only person Mav actually loved. Like, not a fling?" "Yeah, probably." "He's been with lots of women, and men, but Iceman is the only person he was ever in love with– maybe still is."

"I think his (Ice's) wife knows. That's probably why she recognizes Mav and is kind of friends with him." "That's probably why she just let him go up to see Ice." "YEAH GO AHEAD, FUCK MY HUSBAND!"

"It's pretty easy to notice that Snowman– No, ICEman."

"That is the face of a man who just lost the love of his life."

"Damn, the mans a beast. If It was me I'd already have cried, alone, in a room absolutely destroyed, never to come out again."

"He's got nobody, dude! I just want his step child to come back, because If he doesn't that man's gonna kill himself!"

"Why does it always have to have a romantic ending. Just leave him with his adoptive son. Go away."

"They (Penny and Mav) aren't going to end up together."

"I have a theory! Fanboy is obsessed with women! Cus he's 'Fanboy'." "But wouldn't he be called Simp, then?" "Ah, then he's obsessed with men." "... simp can be for men too."

"There's gonna be a Top Gun Three? Who's it gonna be about? It ain't gonna be Maverick, that man has a foot in the grave already."

"Bob is my favorite in the second movie. I have no favorites in the first one because everybody is very macho and very gay, and that's boring."

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Maverick: I'M walking Bradley down the aisle! Iceman: No you're not! I am! Maverick: I AM! Iceman: I OUT RANK YOU! Maverick: SO WHAT - ? Roster(quietly):...Jake's parents aren't coming to the wedding. He and his dad haven't spoken since he came out to them a few years ago. Maverick & Iceman:...... Iceman(to Maverick): - I'M walking Jake down the aisle! Maverick: I'M walking Jake down the aisle! You get Bradley! Iceman: I'm the COMMANDER of the PACIFIC FLEET! Maverick: And I'm CAPTAIN of the "I Don't Give a Crap I'm Walking Jake Down the Aisle"-Brigade...!

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He remembers that it was a good, good night.

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Maverick(to Iceman): You know I'd love to go on a nice vacation, but who would look after the children? (cut to all the Daggers sitting right in front of them) Payback(to Phoenix):...They do know that we're all grown adults and are sitting right in front of them, right? Iceman(on the phone): Hey Slider...! Hangman: - OOH! YAY UNCLE SLIDER! Bob: Uncle Slider gives us candy and gold stars! Rooster: He also gives us excuses to get out of social commitments we really don't wanna go to - We LOVE Uncle Slider...!

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Sorry, ice is mom now, I don't make the rules

Mav: You all know Admiral Kazensky? As most of you may realize by now, he's my husband. Ice: Pete, Why are they all looking at me like that? Fanboy: Well, Maverick is sort of the "dad" of the team, so emotionally, this is like being told you're our new mom. Ice: But you know it's nothing like that, right? Hangman: Absolutely, do you make macaroni?

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No, fuck u (lovingly) I'm gonna reblog this n reblog it so hard.

I was too tired to post yesterday but it was my bday the 1st of march (yesterday)~

Indication of size under cut because they're TINY :3

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OH GOD THEYRE BABIES!!!

I was too tired to post yesterday but it was my bday the 1st of march (yesterday)~

Indication of size under cut because they're TINY :3

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Poor Ice needs a vacation

Ice: And what's the main rule we have?

The daggers: Don't dare Mav to do stupid stuff.

Ice: And why's that?

Mav, in the hospital for the 7th time this month: Because I have no regard for my own health and safety.

Ice: Exactly.

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Seeing is believing.

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#love the image that mav memorised exactly when ice was starting so he could start doing his shit as soon as possible

He waited until Ice got promoted to start causing even more problems, IceMav my beloved 😭😭😭😭

i don't think ice is a meddler by nature but by necessity. like his job of getting mav out of shit began for some really small pointless thing like mav making some dumbass captain look stupid at darts at the o club in 1987 but then he made captain a while later and then bigger shit started to happen, and it turns out he has more pull, ok. then he gets his first star. mav stole a plane? ok, it was probably for a good reason. magics it away. then two stars. same deal. three stars, ice makes air boss and like at this point, he has the ability to bullshit down to a tee because he's done it for mav for the 388793th time while explaining to admiral blah-blah and general so-and-so from the air force (the air force??? ice wonders how they got even got involved) why mav did x and why they should actually forget about it because he can do y. so he just keeps chugging along and wondering how his life turned out like this and meddling and meddling and then he makes compacflt. and then mav crashes the darkstar.

ice considers retiring after the whole mess with the mission and darkstar after trying to explain the whole thing with the f-14 to literally the Actual President and joint chiefs but stays on for five years total because he likes the idea and he figures it's a nice round number. then he retires. mav is an admiral overseeing ...something? idk.

few years pass. mav doesn't do any crazy shit, suprisingly. ice gets to have days where he actually gets to do nice shit like walk on the beach and read a whole book through and have bradley and his friends and their friends over for stuff and snuggle with mav on cold nights in san diego. ice thought that he'd get at least one call from cyclone yelling about mav this and mav that after he passed on compacflt to cyclone, but nothing. few more years pass, ice gets tapped for secnav. it's all great. he figures mav's out of his going batshit phase.

first week on the job, he gets a call, not from cyclone, but from warlock, who is the new airboss.

"hey tom," warlock says, sounding very apologetic. "i'm really sorry about this." he doesn't even have to continue for ice to realize what he's going to say. he resists the urge to bonk his head against his very fancy new desk.

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OP im madly in love w u for this

My brain came up with a whole ass scenario and since I cannot word I did this

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#it sounds so fanony#but it’s not! literally the whole plot of tgm hinges on it

Like fr, the way my jaw dropped when penny said, yeah your sugar daddy's gonna bail u out of this one like he did the last 500 times u overdramatic trophy husband

i feel like craziest thing is that the guardian angel ice thing aka ice getting maverick out of shit isn’t even a fanon trope. it’s something that TGM created

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this is the funniest shit ive seen all day

icemav (2010s)

ice: wow. cain really hates us, maverick. mav: YES! perhaps hes homophobic. ice, whos dumbass husband just forgot theyre at a naval ball and DADT exists: we're not gay, maverick. mav, whos now panicking: WE'RE NOT ????

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protective ice my beloved

was looking through my sketch files and found this! From a stream last year…if I’m not mistaken this may have been @airlocksandaviaries idea…..though @assignmentimprobable and @tommyjop are also likely suspects