thehungryinvader

[thehungryinvader]

[thehungryinvader]

[thehungryinvader]

It's amazing, I woke up this morning and dug up 3 fossils. None of them were eggs. A balloon wooshed by. Solid color balloon. No eggs.

All is right with the world eggain.

[thehungryinvader]

[thehungryinvader]

[thehungryinvader]

[thehungryinvader]

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

[thehungryinvader]

There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson

[thehungryinvader]

Oh to be a medieval apothecary and have dried herbs in little jars all through my dimly-lit shop

[thehungryinvader]

I’ve been fighting with one arm tied behind my back, but what happens when I’m finally set free?

[thehungryinvader]

Still losing my mind over the Animal Crossing series having a Turnip seller, Bug Catching enthusiast and whoever the hell this Beaver was who used to look like this

But now for New Horizons they look like this

Complete bimbo/babyfication

[thehungryinvader]

Burn these corporations down!!

[thehungryinvader]

when people ask me to watch their stuff in the library

“no problem”

[thehungryinvader]

animal crossing players are like “i HATE bill wibbly, he’s a BASTARD and i want him OFF my island, he KILLED my family and BURNT my crops” and then i look up bill wibbly or whatever and he looks like

[thehungryinvader]

Not to make one of those classic “college is a lot less serious than your HS teachers make you think it will be” posts but

When I was a freshmen I had this professor that was really laid back but one day the guy next to me kept talking to me and my professor said “Mallaidh Anne, if you can’t be quiet, I’ll have to move you,” and even though I was 22 I suddenly felt like I was 13. I was MORTIFIED so I didn’t even try to defend myself, I just held Very Still and told my classmate to Shut Up.

Minutes later, the same classmate spilled his Gatorade everywhere, and it caused a Ruckus, and my professor said “Mallaidh Anne, move.”

And I got so Overwhelmed by the Injustice of it all, I got possessed or something. I said FIRST of all, I didn’t spill that, SECOND OF ALL, it wasnt even me TALKING before.

And he said “what, no third point?”

And since I was fucking possessed, I said “yeah, my hair looks great today and I’m extremely cute.”

And he just looked at me for an excrutiatingly long moment and I knew I couldn’t flinch, and then he nodded and went back to teaching. It took me the rest of the class to recover both emotionally and physically.

I think about this whenever I hear about HS teachers terrifying their students about college.

[thehungryinvader]

me when the new semester starts: at last i have structured time again and responsibilities and deadlines to motivate me to be productive and make plans for the future. this term is gonna be great, i just know it!

me literally 2 days later:

[thehungryinvader]

Anyways, drink water and don’t let no mf bring you down.