theholyfonz

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vwerll, now that evweryones gone, i feel like i can FINALLY speak my piece vwithout fear of persecution.

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ivwe got 2 messages and i cant evwen SEE them, this godforsaken website.

[theholyfonz]

this goddamn vwebsite is utterly broken nowv. vwhat happened. vwhere AM i?

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lmao lookie here

[theholyfonz]

*chanting* jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus has buttcheeks. jesus

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everything happens when you miss school

[theholyfonz]

howv many days until graduation again.

[theholyfonz]

what are the chances of aliens taking me before school tomorrow

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Absolute madman

[theholyfonz]

Straight White Boy Problem #856

she told me that i make her laugh but i’m not even trying to make her laugh. im just being myself. what does she think is so funny about me? is it my goofy way of walking in my sperrys? does she laugh at my attempts at bad jokes or my cynical feelings towards life itself? …..i mean she can keep laughing if she wants to. i like it when she smiles.

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‘tumblr ruined sin for me’ did u think sin was a good thing well i got news for u

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sugoisavior 👀.

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i may be gay, but im still not gay enough to let myself get caught dead vwith a rose gold 6s.

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im putting a solid black case on my 6s the SECOND i buy it and im NEVWER taking it off.

theholyfonz

[theholyfonz]

kanye vwest is OKAY and all, but i could still nevwer forgivwe that guy for vwhat he did to taylor svwift a fewv years back.

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my brutal hardcore vworkout mega ripped mega mix for this years football season is about 5 hours vworth of dubstep kenny loggins remixes.

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