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this pic from my biology textbook is way funnier than it needs to be

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We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and cause people to take their own lives. Raise. Awareness.

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HATE when you’re inserting your email somewhere and literally from the first letter the website is like “invalid email address” like yes i know. I’m typing it right now. My email address is obviously not just the letter ‘m’. Stop

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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

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this is not jonny's wedding. hes here to kiss the bride and fuck shit up

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So extremely mild not at all important dracula spoilers but I was rereading Dracula for my fic, and there's a moment where Quincey's like "we should get guns, hey Art do you remember how much we wanted some Winchesters when the wolves were after us in Tobolsk and like??? Bestie??

like- no no no okay stop the novel forget about killing Count Dracula I would like to hear the story about how Quincey P. Morris and known Lord Arthur Holmwood wound up being chased by wolves in Tobolsk, historically known as the capital of Siberia

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Heard you guys like your girls bloodied.

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So, uhh tim hot in dress? We all agree? We all agree. Best husband wife fr fr

I mean...btw....id GLADLY take commissions to draw the mechs in pretty dresses n outfits- just saying

(Also thank fuck tim doesn't have Tumblr- else i wouldn't even post this- if he'd see this id FUCKING DIE-)

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wheres seasons greasons

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Ah sry about your boyfriend. Yeah he didn’t know the firing codes :/// yeaa it wouldn’t stop him long tho cuz see the brutal hymn of gun powder remained his favorite song :// srrryy

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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

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Trick or treat! :) (sorry if I sent you this before & forgot!)

Well look who's back!

Fine you can take the rest seeing as you're the last one 😜😁

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looks like october is…. octover

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Last-minute podcast Halloween costume ideas (very scary):

Wet mouth sounds (extended cut)

"Content Warning: Mature Themes." [Do not elaborate]

The episode that is twice as long as any before it

The 80 decibel difference in volume between podcast and advertisement

Sound of distant emergency sirens

"This Episode is No Longer Available"

Live action adaptation