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SEMI-HIATUS NOTICE

//Hey everyone, long time no speak ;w; things have been getting pretty crazy lately and I have nearly 10 RP blogs as is too. I gave it a lot of thought, and i’ve been stressing out trying to balance all my blogs (poorly) and real life stuff like job and careers.

For right now, I’m putting the blog on semi-hiatus while I pull myself together and spread myself less thin. It’s not a full hiatus, but a hiatus nonetheless.

From the bottom of my heart though, thank you to everyone who gave this blog a shot and RPed with me on it. If you do need to get into contact with me, I’m mostly found at @mayhemforhire​ and Skype will be available to longterm mutuals. I will be a bit picky though.

But yeah, I’ll see you all around, and thanks for being so understanding <3

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That being said, Sly was originally be one of the blogs I would be keeping up with out of the 10 in like, a small batch, but that changed and my reason will be a bit negative and put under the thingie.

Look, if you want to RP with me, that’s cool. If you want to plot, that’s cool too. But don’t like, randomly tag me in starters if it doesn’t follow my rules. Which is mutuals only. If you have a sideblog, and I’m not following the sideblog, that still counts.

Cuz all it does is panic me out, and chase off my muse for whoever the blog is under.

If I ever get back here, you bet your loot im gonna be blocking people... but for now yeah, gotta step back and stress myself out less.

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A CLEAN GETAWAY

//SHIT I FORGOT I WORK EARLY TOMORROW UHHH-

NIGHT~

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" I didn't expect to see anyone here. " Fujiko was alert and pulled out her gun at the stranger to let them know that she were not playing games. " Who are you? "

At the rate this was going, he was going to have to be pretty numb to women pointing guns at him.

“I could say the same to you, actually. But name’s Sly. Sly Cooper. And you are?~”

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He flashed a smirk and twirled the cane in his hand.

“For now. And by all means Ratch, lead the way,” He liked messing with the Lombax at times, his reactions were usually more amusing then Bentley’s.

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“Who knew right? Maybe it’s all those years of running from the cops and backflipping onto flagpoles, keeping me in shape… or maybe it’s the old Cooper charm?~”

     ❝ ———— are you done gloating about yourself, Sly? We got work to do. ❞

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"And she does a terrible cat impression?" (@fastest-hedgy-sonic) {{ Hiya! }}

“Well I don’t know about terrible, but when she gets mad at me enough, you can hear her hiss,” Sly chuckled.

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“Who knew right? Maybe it’s all those years of running from the cops and backflipping onto flagpoles, keeping me in shape... or maybe it’s the old Cooper charm?~”

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     ❝ ———— uh-huh. Sure you didn’t, pal. ❞

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If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself

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Well this was a bit of a surprise, but the thief gave a light-hearted chuckle to his friend.

“You think so? I hadn’t noticed to be honest...~”

☺

Send ‘☺’ and my muse will have to compliment your muse.

    ❝ ———– even I can’t deny you’re kind of, ahm — attractive. ❞

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Raccoon got halfway down the steps and remembered his momma aint raise no bitch

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Send Me “Word on the Street is + a rumor” and My Muse Will Respond

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Sly leaned on his cane for support casually, a brow raised and a smile across his features.

“Really now... cuz, breaking and entering isn’t really an “accident”... then again, I’m not here for a social visit myself,” He gestured to the artwork that hung on the wall, “You see something you liked?”

✧ ✦ ☾ @theheartrobber || ✘ ☽ ✦ ✧

     This did not help the nervous shuffle of shoes backing up, where brows were knit & eyes seemed to avoid looking at the raccoon altogether the most he could. Moon nervously laughed, higher than need be. ❝ I-I mean it! It really was — was an accident! ❞ No way was he about to openly ADMIT he had just done a crime.

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Back on his feet, a sense of deja vu coming over him. How he chased her around the world during the whole Klaww Gang debacle. 

He crouched for a moment before he backflipped, ninja spire jumping onto a wall-mounted flagpole, just to be springing off and deploying his paraglider... to fall with an aerial assault.

“Not quite a gift, but I’m afraid I’ll be taking it back now...” 

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  There’s a disapproving cluck of her tongue, even as she walked backwards on the hardened asphalt of the roof of the building, hips swaying with each step and tail flicking at the end in INTEREST. She knows how much area the rooftop covers from when she lept onto it, so by the time the tigress responds to the raccoon, she’s halfway across the rooftop with her arms outstretched at each side, just daring Sly to continue their little game of cat-and-mouse.

          ❝ While you may be a tad out of practice, you do still have that ability to bounce                             back quite QUICKLY. And I must thank you for gifting me with such valuable                              loot as well, while I have the chance to give my thanks. ❞

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"I dunno, I'm kinda wingin' it right now..."

Even so, the Lombax was doing a very good job at driving the van. What with Murray down with a stomach virus, and Bentley keeping the hideout stocked on supplies, it was just the two of them ready for action.

“Hey, we’re not dead so that’s always a plus. Just a little easy on the gear shift, Ratch. Murray spilled soda, so it sticks sometimes.”

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Ratchet and Clank Sentence Starters!

"And if you don't like it, you can take your whiny, sniveling, snot-nosed populations, form a line behind me, and kiss my-"

"If I can get that, I can get past those robot guards."

"You really are an idiot."

"You thought? You thought?! I do the thinking around here you slugbrain idiot!"

"You have no idea what you're involved in. Return to your own galaxy immediately..."

"And she does a terrible cat impression?"

"A 20% discount at Groovy Lube?"

"It's time for you and me to rise up and strike back."

"Don't stop until we dominate."

"That moron could never hope to compete with the likes of me!"

"If anyone could beat a moron at his own game, it's you, sir."

"Okay, does anyone have any ideas on how we can shut down this force field?"

"Silence! I am concentrating!"

"What the...that's a Qwark vid-comic!"

"It appears you have a feedback loop in the induction coils of your DB3 signal processor."

"What do you mean we can't teleport to a planet?"

"They just had to invade during rush hour!"

"I dunno, I'm kinda wingin' it right now..."

"I should've known you were behind this. Where have you taken me?"

"Space, its huge. So huge in fact, that if you lost your car keys in it, they would be almost impossible to find."

"You realize this ship has an ejector seat, right?"

"Alright..so, we're gonna die."

"Could ya stop trying to kill me for two seconds so we can talk!"

"Part of me wants you to live long enough to find out. The other part, really wants to kill you."

"I gotta get me some of these! Can you imagine me rolling up to the Planetary Defense Center with ten or twelve of these things?"

"Oh, for the love of-"

"An Inter-Galactic Tool of Justice Award!"

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Another successful heist pulled off, a rare African mask the treasure in question as Sly made his way back to the safe house. Murray and Bentley seemed a bit behind, but assured Sly they’d be on their way. Probably to pick up some dinner, but Sly wasn’t too worried.

“Hm...?” He put his key in the lock but found it already open. Murray must have forgot to lock it, unless one of them beat him home.

“Bentley? You there?” He called out, opening to door to enter.

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Timon ran for the Safe House door.

Yes this was someone elses property. Ownership and property weren’t things a wild animal like himself understood.

What Inspector Fox could never find in the years of playing Cops and Robbers, Timon found in a matter of seconds: The Cooper Hideout, but without any context of what a Sly Cooper or a Cooper gang was.

Timon’s eyes darted around the largeish house. There was loot, lots of it. And a cookie jar? Admittedly it looked like the kind of place robbers stashed their stuff.

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((OMG, I just realized your name can be read two ways, The Hearthrobber as in how much of a flirt Sly can be or The Heart Robber, well played mate, well played))

//you know it~ Im a crafty one for sure lol