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Steve: Okay, guys we have to be careful. Someone here is possessed by an owl!

Luke: Who?

Steve: That’s the thing, we don’t kn-

Steve:

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Hugh: Now, Theo, you need to find a healthy way to get your anger out. So when you are upset, try hitting this pillow-

Theo: [hits pillow hard enough to hurt Hugh]

Hugh, gasping: After I’ve put it down!

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Olivia: Why don’t you guys invite some friends from school?

Nell: That’s a great idea!

Luke: Too bad we don’t have any

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Nellie: Due to personal reasons I will be kicking my own ass

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Nellie: Do blind people see their dreams?

Luke: Do deaf people hear their thoughts?

Theo: Do you two ever shut the fuck up?

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Shirley: You piss me off so much

Steve: I literally just said “Hello!”

Shirley: Yet here I am, boiling with rage

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Crain Halloween

Olivia: And what are you, Theo?

Theo, dressed as a nun: I’m Nun of your business

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Nell: I wish you'd just admit you've made a mistake

Shirley, stirring her coffee: I prefer it with salt

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Luke: *walks past Hugh and Olivia with a massive coat on*

Hugh: Uh, bud. What’s with the coat?

Luke’s coat: *barks*

Luke: Drugs.

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Crain Siblings arguing about their last night in Hill House and what Really™ happened

Shirley: Just stop sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong.

Steve: Really Shirley? And where does my nose belong if not inside our parents?

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Kevin, when he first joined the family: Who’s in charge here?

Luke: Well, usually that’s whoever yells the loudest

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Steve: So what time does the judgemental express get here?

Shirley: Theo gets here at noon

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I just finished the show, it’s 1:30 am, and I’m scared, but uh, I love your account!!

oooh i couldnt watch thohh at night time omg! I watched all the episodes during the day in the comfort of sunlight lmao. Thanks so much!!! I haven’t been super active lately but i’m working to change that!

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At the Crain dinner table

Shirley: Could you pass the salt?

Steve and Luke: *throws Theo across the table*

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Steve: I wasn’t done talking!

Theo: I was done listening.

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Poppy: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.

Olivia: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does it for me

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Steve: It’s over, we won.

[Shirley and Luke motion to warn him about the ghosts behind him]

Steve: No. We won. I’m not turning around and looking at it. We won