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Edith and Gabriel already had children, they were sent off to boarding school in 1840. Also, you guys are forgetting the entire origin of the Collins family, the one where Jeremiah built Collinwood, Josette was his French bride that spoke no English, and Barnabas was her English tutor. Also that she died in 1830. Compare that to 1795.
A prequel series that slowly but steadily stops making any sense. At first there are minor continuity errors, but only to the degree that could be put down to imprecise language or misleading statements in the original, then gets worse and worse until by the final episode the main character of the original series has never been born, the antagonist is already dead, and the worldstate is totally different from how it was at the start of the original
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We lay my love and I beneath the weeping willow. But now alone I lie and weep beside the tree. Singing “Oh willow waly” by the tree that weeps with me. Singing “Oh willow waly” till my lover return to me. We lay my love and I beneath the weeping willow. A broken heart have I. Oh willow I die, oh willow I die.
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I got really into making these WOW. There’s so many more but I think this is enough for now I’ll post more later. Text post meme making is surprisingly therapeutic??
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I fucking love TVC, but this is SO GODDAMN TRUE!
I just reread some Vampire Chronicles books so here is my shot at creating a Anne Rice’s Hot Vampire Guy™
Hello, my name is Nuage Jolifleur la Castagne de la Prairie Verte sur Mer. I’m 300~500 years young (well, I was turned somewhere between 18 and 25 so I always look like a supermodel). I might have been a POC in my past life but now I’m a vampire you see and as a result, my skin is whiter than that rich suburb where the characters in Desperate Housewives lived because that’s totally how vampirism works, do some research plz. I’m a vampire so I can do a lot of cool shit but still my main asset is that I’M FUCkinG rich. I have like PRETERNATURAL powers and I like to put random French words into my sentences sometimes because it looks cool, pas vrai mon cher ? Did I mention I was crazy rich already? How else could I afford literally the best of everything ever. Did you think I would be one to shop at Ikea, you peasant. I import everything from a small local shop in a small village in a small region in insert-random-European-country . Yeah, it costs like 500 000 dollars but who cares. Also I like clothing, especially outdated and ridiculously overpriced items that make me look like a hooker from the 80s. Purple-velvet cape with glitter? Perfect. Completely in touch with 21st century fashion if you ask me. Wow humans are so fascinating, except the evil-doers, those people that commit crimes like shoplifting or doing THe DRUGS aren’t even worth being mentioned as human beings with lives of their own and reasons to act as they do. Isn’t it convenient how I just got rid of the n°1 ethical dilemma of vampiric life by choosing to feed on that particular type of people who just happen to walk past me everywhere I go ? I’m a fucking genius.
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Every time I see this in my old DS posts I watch it, and laugh every time.
“He’ll kill ya, Dave.”
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Whew! Ok, I have WAY too much fabric. Got it 99% sorted and I just have too much for my space. Feeling a bit defeated cause I completely ran out of gas before I could finish. A little bit feverish now. :( Will tackle again tomorrow.
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Omg wicked! I never pictured James Storm in the role, but you’re right he would have been a WAY better fit. Man, I think that might have saved that plot for me! Too bad.
I’m starting to wish somebody would push shouty PT Quentin off Widows Hill!
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Normally David Selby is charm personified. Why they chose to make him this shouty, petulant asshole I HAVE NO IDEA. I think this is why I had to give up on 1840 for a while, I watched it too close to 1970PT and the parallels in character were off-putting.
I’m starting to wish somebody would push shouty PT Quentin off Widows Hill!
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My heart! My heart! I wonder if Nadeshiko is worried that if Sakura keeps seeing her she’ll gain the ability to see ghosts like Touya can. Considering what Watanuki had to put up with, she has every reason to be worried (and it’s established xxxHoLiC and CCSakura take place in the same universe).
I’m so fucking broken right now.
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I love Pepe so much I bought the stuffed version. He sits on my monitor.
Pepe: Best Garrison Feature EVER.
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Watching A Crime to Remember, this episode focuses on the Leopold and Loeb murder of Bobby Franks in 1924. The cops pull up to Leopold’s house and I’m like hmmm... this place looks a bit familiar! 😆
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Spooky Ghoul Facts with your local Undead Expert, Truffle the Witch!
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Juon still tops the list of scariest movie ever for me, but I am so fucking amused by the idea of having Toshio and Kayoko balanced on my drinking glass.
Oh, I sure as hell need these!
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Male or female I was always going to be named Jamie. My Dad went to school with a girl named Jamie back in the 60s and he always really liked the name so that’s what I got.
reblog this with what your parents almost named you
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