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Blog is 10 years old today…

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I always liked this dumb site better anyway

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❤︎  monster factory - jaa’m aesthetic  ❤︎

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Meanwhile, in Japan…

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Nigel Farage: “We would have done it without a single bullet being fired" 

 A ! BREXITER ! SHOT ! AND ! MURDERED ! A ! WOMAN ! MP ! FOR ! BEING ! PRO-EU ! BECAUSE ! OF ! THE ! STATE ! OF ! THINGS ! WHICH ! YOU ! CREATED !

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“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”

Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.

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this is probably my favorite tweet I’ve ever seen in my whole life

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im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

and then it just goes downhill from there

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“Bisexuals always end up picking a side” Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes

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Did you see what the author of the second passage for higher english did on twitter?

No I didn’t omg

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ted cruz: a buddy of mine saw the zodiac killer take his shirt off in the shower and he said that the zodiac killer had an eight pack. that the zodiac killer was shredded.

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LEAKED Suicide Squad Script

Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

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a girl talk to me

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what if chuck norris stepped on a lego.. o_O