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fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭

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You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

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accidentally fumbled "whodda thunk" and "who'd've guessed" together into the beautiful new "whodda gunk"

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yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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happy birthday to my best friend grey 🐇🩵🫂🛌

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and an extra good shabbos to zelenskyy for his jewish fire today

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CDs are obsolete because the sound quality sucks

yeah sucks me good and hard through my jorts

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(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

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the year was Two Thousand and twenty-five. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

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Hand-painted alabaster apple bookends, Italy – mid-20th century

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Mythbusters is great because Adam Savage will be like “Could Sir Arthur have built a surface to air missile with Middle Ages technology? Probably not. Anyway here’s how to make a bomb.” And Jamie will be like “If all goes well this will not blow up instantly and kill us.” And the three other guys are trying to see if you could kill a person by throwing an egg really fast.

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tumblr is the best bc I can say that Kermit is a butch lesbian and at least one person will agree with me

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TWO THINGS ABOUT ME number one im scared number two im afraid