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the signs as parks and recreation quotes

aries: "she's the worst person i've ever met. i want to travel the world with her."

taurus: “sometimes when you make an omelet you’ve gotta break a few eggs. what’s the alternative? no omelets at all? who wants to live in that kind of world? maybe birds. then all their babies would live.”

gemini: "i just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as i usually sleep, so i'm a little disoriented"

cancer: "i am not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks!"

leo: "i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself."

virgo: "if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair"

libra: “yes, i’m a hunter… and, it’s 'you' season.”

scorpio: "i think i may have found a project i’d actually enjoy doing. helping these cats and dogs. they should be rewarded for not being people. i hate people."

sagittarius: "when life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelry, and you go clubbin'"

capricorn: "i don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are..... actually it's gonna bug me if i don't."

aquarius: "i’m a feminist, okay? i would never ever go to a strip club. i’ve gone on record that if i had to have a stripper’s name it would be Equality."

pisces: "leslie, i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems."

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it’s peaceful to not know

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Caption: My dad and I both grew up in the same Pennsylvania town. And he was gay and I was gay. And he killed himself, and I… became a lesbian cartoonist.

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here have a really dumb spanish joke

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Tonight I went with a friend from my comedy group to try and do stand-up at an open mic in NYC! scary and fun! we arrived and noticed that we were basically the only women in the room. then another friend who was with us was like sexually harassed by this old dude who was like “i just want to cuddle” and then the “host” was so racist and sexist that we were all uncomfortable and just left before anything actually started. Ha! I just love white men! Thanks for ruining the fun and reminding me why its so necessary for my school to have an all-female comedy group! :) :) 

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Ask the gays

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‘get a man who can do both’ men can do neither

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facebook’s golden age happened circa 2007 when everyone was addicted to pieces of flair

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Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

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“Do I Like You Back Or Am I Idealizing You For Giving Me Attention” a 300 page research paper by me

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List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

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i get nervous when my battery drops lower than 70% and i think that says a lot about the kind of person i am

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Well that’s just hunky dory

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Ginny Weasley based on Kristen Stewart, november 2015. (don’t remove the caption please)