Alexander Samuels, Xander for short but I’m not short. A 31-year-old piece of platinum. One of the video editing maestros in the WWE Thunderdome. And no, I will not fetch you a Johnny Gill CD, Stokely. (Closed RP blog; not the real Cory W)
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Leapt from my couch watching the TLC match like it’s an NBA playoff game.
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Living with your significant other is great because whenever some solicitor comes by trying to sell me some shit, I can just go “I gotta run it by my girl”.
….I haven’t ran a thing by her because I ain’t buying shit. For all they know, we have new aluminum siding, redone windows, and a new pathway. 😭
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I've heard "Fein" so much this weekend, it's become a background track in my brain
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Man…what a fucking weekend.
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If you’ve seen some of the video packages for WM trickling on the shows, you can thank @transitionartist and myself and the rest of the team for that.
Yes, I’m taking the time out to brag on our work because we nice like that.
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I once asked how much archival footage we have and it was put to me like this: “We have enough to make a multipart documentary out of the cutting room floor footage of the cutting room floor footage”.
That fried my brain and made me have an unattainable goal.
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Casinos are crazy and you will not catch me in one.
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They’ve started stage construction for Mania this week and I’m gonna be over there tomorrow by the grace of God and my pre-planning.
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When you gotta pack for nearly two weeks in Vegas but don’t wanna move a muscle 😩
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That’s the fastest the Chief has made his entrance in years.
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Every boyfriend who's done this had an ulterior motive in doing so and wound up getting their asses beat by the girl's friends and or brothers.
Shaking with anger watching a vid of a guy recording his crying girlfriend because he's making her block her male best friend because he "knows how guys' brains work." Peace and love.
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I know what snacks to go for 🙂↕️
He's cute but I'm still eating snack cakes
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Overwhelmingly on that “two chicken breast and asparagus” type beat
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He was properly made fun of in the building and on the screen.
Fucking your clone isn’t the craziest thing I’ve seen tonight. I saw video of a dude cum in his pants during a twerk contest 💀
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Fucking your clone isn’t the craziest thing I’ve seen tonight. I saw video of a dude cum in his pants during a twerk contest 💀
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When you gotta get ready and know you need to get at least 10,000
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