thegreatgaymigration

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did you remember to live in a dyke-honoring way today

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who's gonna match my creep. who's gonna match my weirdo

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*gives you head for my own pleasure*

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I need to eat AGAIN???? EVERYDAY??????? MULTIPLE TIMES???!?!?!????

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me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”

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grabbing my friends by the shoulders and shaking them like YOU ARE NOT A BURDEN YOU ARE NOT AN INCONVENIENCE I CARE ABOUT YOU SO MUCH

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I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008

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I love an open window and some cool clean air

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

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i’m okay with change and i’m fine if things are no longer the same i embrace change

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Yeah sure you can let ur shirt ride up ur belly when ur around me. But watch out

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It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

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