thegreatestwarden

[thegreatestwarden]

Its too closed in. Im still not used to modern homes.

Everyone's telling me to become a cryptid now

@thegreatestwarden do you wanna go live in the woods and be feral

[thegreatestwarden]

Its too closed in. Im still not used to modern homes.

Everyone's telling me to become a cryptid now

@thegreatestwarden do you wanna go live in the woods and be feral

[thegreatestwarden]

Im not exactly keen on being feral...

But it would nice to not live in this stuffy house!

Everyone's telling me to become a cryptid now

@thegreatestwarden do you wanna go live in the woods and be feral

[thegreatestwarden]

Boyfreind?! How dar-

Wait. Hes here?!

warden... warden ingo are you alright? are you okay :( have you eaten do you want some of the soup

it's good soup it has luxio meat and radishes and carrots in it where are you I'll make dawn have you some soup

- @region-hopper-regent

I'm not really sure where I ended up. I'm horribly lost. Wherever I am, it's full of people. So much noise! And everyone here whispers when they see me- It's just falling, falling all over again...! I don't know where I'm going! I can't remember what I was trying to find...!

[thegreatestwarden]

The little lord is doing well.

Though I cant help but thing something is off...

[thegreatestwarden]

You fell out of a rift, right?? Theres been like three reported over Unova, Kanto and Kalos. Weird, right?

Uhm. Maybe? Im not actually sure!

That is strange though!

[thegreatestwarden]

Rude!

Melli on a scale of 1-10 how gay are you :>

10!

Do people not know I'm gay or something?

[thegreatestwarden]

Melli on a scale of 1-10 how gay are you :>

10!

Do people not know I'm gay or something?

[thegreatestwarden]

Why of course not! I would never let my darling Stunky smell that bad!

@thegreatestwarden I'm probably going to be home very, very late. The house better not smell like Stunky when I get back.

[thegreatestwarden]

Here is the last of the Torbs, Ollie. Ollie is unique, he is a Hisuian Voltorb. He was found in the wild by a trainer, who had the foresight to take it to a Pokemon Center since he was not a typical modern Voltorb by any means. It is unknown how he survived to current days, or if he was born in modern times as a Hisuian variant. I have tried estimating his age, but Voltorbs are tricky in that regard. All I know is he is fairly old. He loves his long walks, and adores being outside in the rain. The issue is he gets very muddy, and does not like to be washed.

[thegreatestwarden]

DO NOT DIE WE NEED TO KILL

Then you can die

whenever you want

- @region-hopper-regent ((she's a little confused but she's got the spirit))

Thank you...?

My head just really hurt. I think the "ice cream" attacked me :(

[thegreatestwarden]

I am DYING

[thegreatestwarden]

...

Thank you.

do

not

stay

IT

will

not

LISTEN

find something else

fight it or KILL IT MAKE IT BRING YOU BACK

- @region-hopper-regent

Im being forced away from Mount Cornet anyway.

It...It will bring me home.

[thegreatestwarden]

do

not

stay

IT

will

not

LISTEN

find something else

fight it or KILL IT MAKE IT BRING YOU BACK

- @region-hopper-regent

Im being forced away from Mount Cornet anyway.

It...It will bring me home.

[thegreatestwarden]

*the phone chimes again. a photo. it's a modern-day photo, but the shrine is old. well, not from melli's time, but probably fifty years after him? perhaps an entire century.

it's in memoriam to a hisuian voltorb. newer shrines honor the departed spirits of more modern-day voltorb, though some of the carvings and photos are transitory. but the chief shrine, the oldest of them all, is most certainly, undoubtedly, a memorial to a much-loved hisuian voltorb.*

This is why.

...

[thegreatestwarden]

I am FINE!

I just need to stay here, and find a way to make it bring me back. Thats all.

ha ha ha that is not how you forage

people do not give you things

always

find your own

water is important

then we can

force it

force it to FIX THINGS

- @region-hopper-regent

I am! Just...they were nice, ok?

It will fix this, I'm sure. I just need to get on my feet first!

There arnt as many trees anymore...or bushes...

I still cant find my Lords seat.

[thegreatestwarden]

I know I'm in the same time.

Its fine though. I can survive. I'll fine my Lords seat eventually and it will be ok.

ha ha ha that is not how you forage

people do not give you things

always

find your own

water is important

then we can

force it

force it to FIX THINGS

- @region-hopper-regent

I am! Just...they were nice, ok?

It will fix this, I'm sure. I just need to get on my feet first!

There arnt as many trees anymore...or bushes...

I still cant find my Lords seat.