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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

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It’s that time of the year to post my favorite piece of game art

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Hey guys. I'm so thankful for the help you've shown my friend Mohammed Ayesh anytime I've asked for you all to support him. Thanks to the help you've provided, he was able to provide his disabled brother with hearing aids and the batteries required to operate them! He can now resume the speech therapy exercises he was performing before, and communicate with his family members.

This is great news! However,

They need a lot of assistance right now, because the zionist occupation keeps targetting their locations with incursions and raids. They've been displaced twice in the last month if I recall correctly, but no matter, the occupation is bringing tanks to their location and shooting at civilians, and they've brought a bulldozer that razed down the entire street by their new encampment. They need funds and resources to be able to settle somewhere new to flee. Please help them.

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Like I said before, being injured in Gaza is now synonymous with being killed.

On top of that, having a chronic illness or a disability can also be a death sentence now in Gaza. The healthcare system has collapsed, and some hospitals don't even have bandages left, let alone the fact that Israel tightened its siege that not even pain medications are allowed in and patients are not allowed to leave the strip for treatment.

I recall a report by the Gaza ministry of health from back in August where it stated that the number of deaths "by natural causes" had increased 6 times than it was before October 7 2023.

I think of mothers like @noor-yashour whose son, Muhammad, suffered from hypoxia at birth and needs treatments as a result. These treatments have been interrupted by the genocide and have now stopped altogether.

She has made multiple appeals to help get her son the treatment he needs but with the ongoing suffocating siege, she now needs to be able to provide adequate nutrition and clothing for him for the immediate term.

Here's her campaign if you'd like to help her out by donating/sharing. They're barely at 11% from the goal.

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CANDACE AGAINST THE UNIVERSE (2020)

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variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago

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In case you haven't heard, the McElroy brothers recently found out they have a half-brother, Franklin Bowers. We don't know all the details and I think they're keeping that aspect of this relatively private, but based on something Travis said, and based on his age, it seems like Clint had a child when he was 18 or 19 and didn't find out until recently. It seems like they'll be adding him to MBMBaM, which I honestly think is super cool of them and might bring back lots of people who haven't listened for years, like myself

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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

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Hey y'all, we just paid rent and it was our entire paycheck, and then another bill came out on autopay today, so we're $15 in the red right now and don't get paid for another two weeks. Can anyone toss us a couple bucks so we don't get hit with overdraft fees?

(Venmo & Kofi if you prefer not to use paypal)

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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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Is he intersex?

disclaimer: this is a hc, not speculating on what the writers intentions were.

perisex = not intersex

reason under the cut!

Many people compared Steven's experience as a gem human hybrid with the experience of a trans and non binary kid, and while I also like those parallelisms and think they are valid, I also really like the Intersex reading of his character. You know, ever since he was born he was different. He challenged a binary of a world with only gems and humans and nothing in between. He felt as he couldn't relate to any side despite technically being both. Some see him as a weak gem, other as a human freak, its similar to how some intersex people are just reduced to "having both parts" or get referred to as perisex with extras.

But in the end, Steven realises that he is just himself. Steven. He becomes comfortable in embracing each side of himself in his own way that is different yet similar to gems and humans. Because he isn't a freak. He is something unique and beautiful. He is just Steven. "Change your mind" really cemented all of this with Pink Steven and Human Steven. And I think its a very well written metaphor that can also be read this way.

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Ok hear me out...

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what do people consider the funniest show currently going? I feel like there's barely any comedies anyone talks about anymore. Are they all just terrible now.

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Lol and also lmao