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hiiii,long time no see!
Professor Hale need something sweet to cheer up!
and my personal favorite is double chocolate muffin. :)
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smiley babygirl who is acting sooo cute so that you won't drag more personal details out of him 🥹
#sorry I’m not a penguins fan by any measure I’m purely reblogging this to say I haven’t watched hockey in a HOOOOT minute so I’m out of the#loop#but WHEN did sports teams begin to 1) be sponsored by major healthcare conglomerates and 2) when did the NHL begin#putting sponsors on the jerseys#that shit has always felt so distopian to me
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i get a sex change operation every year just to keep the haters guessing
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i am so fucking bad at video games. but he’s in there. and i have to see him. I Have To
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Hey @staff just wondering did any of you ever study web design
Just feels like you're intentionally making the desktop interface an inhospitable place in order to drive users toward the app or off the site entirely. Is that what you were going for? If so good job I guess.
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it’s happened… sidney crosby manga debut (jp / en)
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Reminder that the OTW election is coming up and if you are eligible to vote you should vote.
I am voting because there is a person running who in the chat transcripts really concerns me because it is anti language and I do not fucking want that anywhere near the board.
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i learned that when Brendan Shanahan was 14 years old, he asked star hockey player Rick Vaive for an autograph, but was rudely brushed away. 4 years later, Shanahan was in the NHL, and fought and beat up Vaive the first time they played against each other (x)
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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?
#if it’s a twist off easy peasy#if not then I’ll just bang it on a corner also easy peasy#anyone who says with their teeth owes me ten dollars for psychic damage
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Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.
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Even the sweetest goalie will strike back when provoked
#he knew his shitty defensmen wouldn't stand up for him so he had to do it himself#!!!!!!what they said!!!!!!!
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