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through foggy spring woods

by Denny Bitte

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one of my fave DnD things is how, during character creation, people start talking in first person without realising. they start out like ‘well, she’s a paladin’ and within ten minutes their fists are clenched as they shout ‘MY SISTER DESERVED WHAT SHE GOT AND IF YOU DISAGREE I’LL KILL YOU TOO’

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Waitomo Caves, New Zealand by Steve Weston

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reblog to blow up a transphobe

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When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

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(𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊) 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖛𝖘 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖑 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖚𝖘𝖈𝖗𝖎𝖕𝖙𝖘

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God’s Beast, King’s Beast.

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"SURVIVING"

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sometimes all you need is a hug or a box of pills.

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Rotten Bouquet of Flowers, ink drawing by CyanKillsEcoli

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I've seen a couple people on here say things like, "The US is being run by literal Nazis and you're upset about antisemitism from leftists?" And you know what? Yes, I am.

I am angry that the people who told me they weren't antisemitic are being antisemitic. I am angry that the people who promised me a safe space are now going back on that promise. I am angry that the people who said they were better than that are being cruel in the same ways as the people I've always expected cruelty from.

I expect antisemitism from Nazis. I get angry when it comes from people who claimed to be my friends.

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal