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what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time iโm launching him across the parking lot
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iโm sorry i still think this is one of the funniest lines written for anything ever
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honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acneโฆ truly my golden years
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Health care professionals signed up to take care of people and save lives. They did not sign up to martyr themselves in a system unprepared to protect them in the face of an emergency.ย
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Don't forget to fast for a COVID-19 cure.
How are so many Mormons like
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MSNBC: โPOC voters, of which are a majority Latino, are clearly *HEAVY SIGH* largely supporting Bernie Sanders.โ
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โYou dont look ace.โ ??? ??? ?????????? ? ??? what does an asexual person look like???? ??
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