Hallo, I'm Monika, I'm from germany and I'm a transgender woman. Expect personal posts, puppies, landscape pictures and cakes. Please feel free to leave me a message. (ASKBLOG! M!A:NONE)
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Send me anons pretty please, I’m so bored. Ask me anything!
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imagine your otp spooning and person a is about to fall asleep when person b quietly whispers a pun into their ear
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TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE
"PLEASE, DON’T BRING HOME ANY MORE OLD CRUTCHES"
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Follow Cake & Stuff for more sweet food & baking inspiration!
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heterosexuals are so weird we had to sing for russian class today and the singing teacher said that only the peopel she interpreted as boys were allowed to sing one verse because it was talking about how muh the narrator loved a pine tree and pine trees are gramatically feminine she was threatened by the thought that we could be gay for a tree
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DEAR PEOPLE WHOSE FIRST LANGUAGE IS NOT ENGLISH,
PLEASE stop apologising for any mistakes in your English and start giving yourself a pat on the back for learning a second language
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remember when the band photo lady took a picture of us marching into our first game and i made a face bc i thought i was out of the frame but i ended up being the only person in focus
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Okay but imagine a world meeting where Canada and America switch glasses
And no one can figure what exactly’s different
But they all know there’s something wrong
And it bugs the hell out of them
Everyone’s all twitchy
And Germany can’t focus
Because they just know there’s something weird
But they can’t figure out what
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Monika looked between her wrist and Lukas', "I..." she shook her head, "I don't believe this." she looked up at him, "...Well, it's nice to meet you. What's your name?"
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(I’m so sorry tumblr didn’t tell me I had an ask ugh)
Monika frowned, looking at her wrist in disbelief and then up at Norway, “I…” she thrust her wrist out, her eyes wide, feeling her pulse start to race, “Can I see yours?”
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