thegeneral343
thegeneral343
Ya Boy The General
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thegeneral343 · 7 years ago
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The Aurebesh, an alphabet for the Star Wars universe, created by West End Games art director Stephen Crane for his Star Wars Miniatures Battles Companion rules supplement (1994).  The Aurebesh now appears in the canonical films, in phrases that can be transposed into English.
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thegeneral343 · 7 years ago
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Songs for the most tragic figure of the late Roman Republic
Tracklist Follow My Feet · The Unlikely Candidates | Day Will Come · Keane | Trimmed + Burning · Andrew Bird | Foreign Hands · George Ogilvie | My Rights Versus Yours · The New Pornographers | Ox Baker Triumphant · The Mountain Goats | Below My Feet · Mumford & Sons | Tenuousness · Andrew Bird | In The Hearts Of Men · First Aid Kit | Postcard # 17 · Jens Lekman | Blood Under the Bridge · Frightened Rabbit | Daendors · Saintseneca | All Goes Wrong · Chase and Status | Ghosts That We Knew · Mumford & Sons | Reckoning · San Fermin | Heel Turn 2 · The Mountain Goats | The Good Old Days · To Kill a King | I Won’t Be Afraid · Matt Pryor | Ballad of the Dying Man · Father John Misty ·Spotify· ·Playmoss·
“Weighing his virtues against his faults, he was a great and memorable man. One would need a Cicero to sing his praises” - Livy
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thegeneral343 · 7 years ago
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How English has changed in the past 1000 years.
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thegeneral343 · 8 years ago
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Every classics kid has a Roman they want to fight
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thegeneral343 · 8 years ago
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relatable deaths from ancient times
chrysippus: died laughing at his own joke
zeuxis: died laughing at his own art
aeschylus: stayed outside in his old age to avoid a prophecy that he would die from having something fall on his head, died when an eagle thought his bald head was a rock and dropped a turtle on him to break its shell
plato: partied too hard
empedocles: jumped into a volcano to prove that he was immortal
philitas of cos: was such an incredible pedant that he wasted away while studying erroneous word usage
saint lawrence: roasted alive during christian persecution under valerian, joked that he was done on one side and needed to be flipped over
didius julianus: purchased the roman empire in an auction, ruled for 9 weeks, executed for being ineffective leader
petronius arbiter: sentenced to death by nero, opened his veins while enjoying a sumptuous dinner party, edited his will to list all of the reasons he hated nero
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thegeneral343 · 8 years ago
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thegeneral343 · 8 years ago
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I'm the Aeneid, with just a smidge of Cicero
tag yourself: ancient roman literature
the aeneid
does their best but constantly fucks up
walking anxiety attack
just wants to go home
the poetry of catullus
constantly makes ‘greedy bisexual’ jokes about themself
always either crying or screaming
has at least 10 playlists dedicated to their bad breakups
cicero’s orations
never shuts up
really smart but also really smug
saltier than the dead sea
horace’s odes
party hoe and proud
always talking about death
gets angry about literally everything but forgets about it in like 3 minutes
ovid’s metamorphosis
myth hoe
into pictures of ancient statues with pastel filters
probably a little bit furry
the satyricon
gay and makes sure everyone knows it
70% weird aesthetic posts, 20% porn, 10% weird aesthetic porn
sends texts at 4 am that make absolutely no sense
martial’s epigrams
mean and proud
walking disaster
has dirt on literally everyone
the lives of the 12 caesars
god tier bullshitter
never stops gossiping
fact check? don’t know her
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thegeneral343 · 8 years ago
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When you see your friend in public
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thegeneral343 · 8 years ago
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When your friend sees you in public
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thegeneral343 · 8 years ago
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@i-got-spurs also really wanted me to partake in this El Dorado crossover thing.
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Training for car fires Maplewood Volunteer Fire Department, New York
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thegeneral343 · 8 years ago
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My brother at his graduation
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thegeneral343 · 8 years ago
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thegeneral343 · 8 years ago
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My favorite childhood shows → PBS Kids 
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thegeneral343 · 8 years ago
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[To the tune of YMCA] SPQR
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