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Tony: I love you

T’challa: I love you too

Bucky: I love you more

Steve: I love you more than anyone

Clint: I’d love it if you guys didn’t do this in the group chat

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Recognizing when your mind is lying to you is extremely important. Be mindful of your negative thoughts and their control over you. Take a step back and breathe.

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you woke up this morning? be proud of yourself! you’ve achieved something!

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The funny thing is we don't even have to ask which dog each character is supposed to be

Stuckony cuddle

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Tony/Bucky, 51 & 79 please :)

Accidentally Married and Anger Born Of Worry: I don’t know what kind of AU this is, but Tony and Bucky get drunk married in Vegas, agree to a quick divorce, and then wind up shouting at each other in a conference room because Bucky refuses to take money as part of the divorce settlement because Tony can’t just GIVE AWAY huge chunks of money to STRANGERS who drunk marry him, think of the PRECEDENT it sets, and Tony insists that it’s not like he NEEDS it and Bucky has DEBTS and why is he being so STUBBORN about this?? Meanwhile, both of their lawyers are sitting back and looking directly into the camera like they’re on The Office.

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Tony Stark’s Ass™ challenging everyone’s sexuality.

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*scREECH*

That moment when you ship Tony with everyone

Steve

Bucky

Natasha

Bruce

Thor

Loki

T'Challa

Strange

Quill

Rhodey

Clint

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what’s your favorite memory of tony stark?

james rhodes (lifelong friend): on time in college we got really drunk and went to the roof to yell science is cool you nerds and then we blacked out

stephen strange (rich doctor): the other day he texted me that there was an emergency at the hospital and that he needed my help so i went as fast as i could but it turns out he was just visiting sick kids and wanted me to do some magic tricks

peter quill (human disaster): that time we f- (network censoring) 

bruce banner (scientifically friendzoned): he called me at 3am one night and told me all about this experiment he was doing. turns out he wanted to make a hulk-based serum that would allow him to get steve and thor drunk. i dont know how he connected those to ideas but i went straight to the lab and worked all night with him. we failed, catastrophically, but it was a great night. (we may have gotten a bit drunk too)

thor (pirate angel god): i was really upset one day about my brother’s passing so he made me watch all harry potter films with him in one go. i do not know what it meant but i think it was special. 

james “bucky” barnes (killed his parents): so one time we were on a mission with steve and some weird guy drugged him real bad. we were near stark’s place so i just showed up there hoping he wouldn’t, you know, kill me. he didnt say a word and let us in, started making some blood tests and called a (discret) doctor. steve was really out of it and couldnt stop saying weird and embarrassing shit about tony. even so stark was very kind and gentle with him, a bit sad about it too. when we were ready to go i thanked him and he asked me to take care of steve for him. im not sure i wouldve done the same in his position. he is a good man. 

t’challa (literally royalty): the first time he came to wakanda he was so excited about our culture and technology he made a 500 page long thesis about why wakanda was the future of civilization. it was cute.  

steve rogers (ex that broke his heart): once i told him i was bored at some politician’s party and he just rushed in with the iron man suit and told everyone captain america was needed somewhere else. we spent the night flying around the city and talking about our lives until the sun came up. god i miss him so much

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let me remind, that

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ appreciate each other`s choices and preferences ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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We do not deserve Mark Millar, we really don’t.

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Who else is severely sleep deprived, knee deep in assignments and beyond caring at this point so is reading fanfic

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TRUE

Person 1: so this BITCH said that my dog was barking all day. First off honey my doggo is docile as HECK and doesn’t bark ever. In fact, hes never done anything wrong in his life ever. Hes an angel

Person 2: Didn’t your dog throw up on the carpet yesterday? And didn’t you say he was an over grown rat for that?

Person 1: I can be annoyed with my dog, nobody else can.

Person 3: you know you sound like your talking about your kid right?

Person 1: *looks 3 dead in the eye* They ARE my kid.

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Person A: You poor thing.

Person B: Don’t bring my financial status into this.

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My Brain After I Decide to Read a Major Character Death Fic:

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If you’re going to be passive aggressive, might as well go all the way. 

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rdj kissing josh brolin on the lips is such a power move. the man doesn’t give a single fuck. he’s the male protagonist archetype of this century but he will kiss as many guys as he pleases because he can and there’s nothing hollywood can do about it

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trans!Peter Parker

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