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BREAKING: Matt Gaetz is threatening that if his sexual misconduct gets revealed, he’ll call out all the other pervert Republicans in Congress.
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Anytime I hear about men having sex I wanna be involved. Like nooo yall fucked without me😩
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Guard dog and Himbo in training
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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Never underestimate how much calling someone “good boy” can improve their mental health.
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the menswear guy added mr beast to his kill count
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stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to handmake lace so all is well
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As a general rule, don't trust anyone who identifies as a "normal person".
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I would like to suggest a monthly sacrifice of either a CEO or a Billionaire until we are able to cure the corporate plague
Anyone have any nominations for January 2025?
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"What if several executives were shot every few weeks instead of kids?"
What do you think the practical applications of learning from a thought experiment may be?
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