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How do you feel about that plane that crashed in Washington DC???

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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

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something so interesting about this latest episode paired with ben/adam's podcast and tramell tillman's (milchick's) commentary is that tramell said one of the first questions he asked about his character, in the context of this surreal setting that's not-quite-here in the world, was "Does Milchick know that he's black?"

Because shows / stories in this vein (and it's hard to even describe severance as existing alongside ANY other media because of its singularity) - stories about an idealized utopia-that-actually-dystopia and technological transhumanism HAVE to confront the historical reality of eugenics & racism as embedded in notions of the "ideal society." they fundamentally cannot be race-blind without missing out on what I think is an essential social commentary.

and severance has been very carefully building up to this moment and, I anticipate, Milchick defecting and going rogue down the line - because he's been CARRYING the entire department, dealing with the repercussions of an understaffed workplace and singlehandedly keeping everything from falling apart, and as a reward.......he gets pictures of a founding father in blackface. So he can see himself reflected in "greatness."

and so now we understand that, okay, this is a company with an ostensibly "welcoming" diversity philosophy in that they will hire you, but they are so severely detached from humanity and cannot comprehend how you exist in your own body and navigate the world as a person of color. Because this is a White company, this is a company whose entire MO is creating eternal-servants out of existing free people, who never see the fruits of their labor, whose entire life is constructed to profit those who actually get to walk away and raise a family. Absolutely superb.

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“its your moms first time being alive too <3” well damn based on her behavior youd think its my 100th time being alive or something

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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now

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chavis mármol, "untitled destruction project," 2024, nine-ton quarry stone replica of colossal olmec head dropped on blue tesla model 3

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companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

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he would not fucking say that he would not fucking want a nuclear family

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All Dave Malloy knows is fairytale motif, mental illness, video game, crunchy chords, drink booze, sad lesbians, write canon and send me into a State

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what do you mean you havent found a job? have you crawled on your knees and prostrated yourself before them? have you hung from the branches of the world tree for eight days and eight nights? have you climbed atop the roodwood cross and begged for them to impale you until your red blood overflow'd their cups? dude. you completely forgot to mention their cups. you HAVE to mention their cups

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I appreciate that Gemma was fed the line that mark had moved on and had a kid with someone else and she was like ‘zero chance that man has gone outside since I’ve been gone’

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hey do you mind if I have a crush on you...as a friend....

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"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

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