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Glad she is doing better !! 💖💖💖

Dawg got the scare of a lifetime cuz my grandma had another episode but thankfully she's back from the hospital and we're already picking up new medication for her🙏🙏

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OHHHHHHHH NOW I GET IT I WAS WONDERING WHAT THIS MEANT

HAPPOY ANNIVERSAY GUYS

🎂🎉

2 days

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Fell asleep with TWO cough drops in my mouth an hour ago and didn’t choke‼️🚨😼💪

(I’m making being a lil sick my whole personality today!)

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HELP 😭😭😭

Dawg omg the most awkward thing happened today so for background my geo teacher always plays music while we do our work it's always from like earlier decades it's nice but dawg the dude who sits to the left of me accidentally dropped a small bottle and it rolled towards me so I grabbed it and passed it back as soon as I handed it back to him because the bottle was tiny asf our hands touched the slightest bit AND I KID YOU NOT CARELESS WHISPER STARTS PLAYING AND HE WAS LIKE "Oh?... Well that's an odd coincidence😳!" I TRIED TO LAUGH IT OFF BUT OML COULD THERE NOT HAVE BEEN ANY WORSE TIMING FOR THAT DAMN SAXOPHONE TO START PLAYING😭😭😭

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DONT LET HIM SILENCE YYOU ‼️‼️‼️💪😞

Mannnn my brother keeps telling me to shut up cuz I'm singing😞😞

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UGGGGGGGGGHH AAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOGUWHQAJAKAL

NO

This can’t be.

Basically a LONG ASS TIME AGO WHEN I WAS A DIFFERENT PERSON WOTH A DIFFERENT MIND PRE- CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT I put this GREASY. SLIMY. CRUCNHY. FLAKY. SOGGY. PHOTO OF ME IN MY PHONE PROFILE AND I CHANGED IT BUT APPARENTLY I DIDNT CHANGE IT RIGHT BECAUSE I ONLY CHANGED IT IN SETTING WHICH WTF BUT BASICALLY I was about to download something, and I realized this I had this profile picture that was different from my settings picture, and there was no option to change it so I went to iCloud.com to change it and there was only an option to edit it SO I WENT TO MY CONTACTS TO CHANGE IT AND THEN I CHECLED BACK IN SETTING AND APPARENTLY ITS BEEN SUGGESTING THIS PHOTO TO ALL OF MY CONTACTS SINCE I UPDATED MY PHONE LIKE THREE DAYS AGO AND ON TOP OF THAT I HAD THE CRINGIEST USERNAME BC I THOUGH ONLY I WOULD SEE IT AND ITS NEVER COME BACK IN TO PLAY UBTIL NOW AND EVERYONE OF MY CONTACTS SAW THAT TOO AKDIEOQOQOQIQIQ 😭😭😭

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HELP

ILL BE HONEST sometimes I read some of your posts and wonder if I’m stilled allowed to look at your tumblr 😭😭😭

I hope y'all know I be using everything in me to not post sex jokes here when me and Camila are not currently talking or it's not the moment for it since Mary also reads my posts consistently

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Guys rant post; recently breathing manually has been a big issue for me 😵‍💫

Like idk why but I start thinking what if I’m breathing to quickly or it sounds like I’m sighing or whining when I breathe so I start breathing slower but then I breathe TOO slow and I start suffocating and it’s literally happening right now I HAD TO PAUSE MY LADY GAGA TO LISTEN TO MY BREATHING AND ITS LIEK IM BREATHING BUT NOT ENOUGH I NEED MORE OXYGENNNNNN HALP MI PLEAK!!!!!

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@mrlivingdude Idk breh I shut that down pretty quick. Just thought “Squirt Show!” Is not really the kind of content I wanna be associated with in this establishment 😕

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OH MY GLOB OK I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING “gee, remember when everyone was freaking out bc tumblr allows porn now! No idea what THAT was all about! Good thing my feed is just antiques and vintage ads! In fact, this “antique” search suggestion looks quite splendid! Let’s see what we find in he-

ASS.

THATS WHAT I FOUND. ☹️

There’s people sitting behind me. ☹️

Public image ruined.

Reputation crushed.

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This will not hold up in court ‼️🦅🦅🦅

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Look at these accusations breh ):

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IT JUST TURNS GRAY WHEN I HIT THE SEND ):

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Guys tumblr never lets me reply but if it did this is what I would say

Also “can you waist” was pretty silly, I chuckled (:

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Guys theory time, I think my stepmom and sister are secretly the kardashians

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Icon behavior ‼️🚨

Like I was changing in the restroom and I was taking off my shirt and I looked in the mirror and I was like "I don't look that bad huh"

And then I sung part of Taco's verse from Bitch Suck Dick while dancing