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Haha he doesn’t know it’s not allowed to stab people haha so silly 🤭🤭🤭🤭

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red means i love you

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They feel chatty

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she touch my yippee till i yay

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amy art

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lipid and gormoen my favs

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You can really tell how hard your breathing once the fighting stops momentarily

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I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together

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You're dragging me down the Batjokes hole too. Any reccs for fics?

The Batjokes hole... that sweet clussy....

Here we go! Please check warnings / tags on the individual fics.

LONG FIC AND CUTE / INTERESTING ONE SHOTS

Somewhere Between Love and Abuse (Saremina) & its sequel - Legit one of my favourite fics of all time. I've reread both of these a bunch! Bruce tries to date Joker while preventing him from finding out that he's Batman. All the secret identity goodness <3

Half Way Across (Dracze) - another favourite! Bruce offers to rehabilitate Joker. Joker accepts. There's a lot of digging into messy consent issues, what it means to change someone's nature, and endemic abuse in the mental health system. It's dark, but so good.

Through the Looking Glass (Lady Hammerlock) - John Doe and the Joker swap places. No one is happy about this.

Even Ground (Lonewritersclub) - Telltale verse. Bruce visits John Doe every Tuesday, in Arkham.

repetitio est mater studiorum (distortopia) - Batman gets stuck in a time loop... with Joker.

scenes from retirement (Dracze, mitzvahmelting) - Batman and Joker are getting on a bit. Maybe it's time to call it a day?

Batter, Batter, Swing (ChuckleVoodoos) - Joker kisses Bruce and Batman, and figures something out. (non consensual kissing to start with, but consensual kissing at the end)

this knife, like silence (distortopia) - Joker goes missing, presumed dead. Batman is not okay. (This one's so fucking sad but - god, it hurts so good).

SMUT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Two Step (Synthwave) - Literally my fave batjokes smutfic ever. Set in the Europa arc, and sooooo perfect. Love that 2nd person perspective, too!

The Best Secret is Shared Among Friends (TimmyJayBird) - The Harlivy/Batjokes foursome we all deserve

contact high (venetianAnarchist) - hghghghghghghghg. Cavity search fic. That's all. Warnings for the obvious moral ambiguity + power imbalance.

Body Double (Dracze) - Joker/OMC. Joker gets a big guy to fuck him while Batman watches. Such a messed-up dynamic, but so tasty!

CHECK OUT MY FICS TOO!

SUCKER FOR PAIN (Transformatron) - Explicit. Joker get shot, Batman deals with it. Check tags for warnings.

FOLLOW ME DOWN (Transformatron) - Explicit. Alpha/Omega - Bruce’s suppressants take the worst time to fail.

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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

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Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

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my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military