theforestwarden

[theforestwarden]

Sluts? What does sluts mean if you don’t mind me asking? 

I’m back in Ashkent, sluts! Anything fun happen while I was gone? xx

[theforestwarden]

@rezathevamp

Won’t you just… talk about plants and animals and stuff? Maybe like… park hygiene? Honestly, I have no idea what park rangers do. But I don’t see how they could not hire you. 

I mean i guess that makes sense. Park rangers do engage in a lot of conservation. I guess i’m just nervous that they wont hire me you know. Thanks though for your confidence it means a lot!

[theforestwarden]

@cassidydanvers

Great, congrats. Where did you want to do, anywhere you’re looking to cover? I hear Yosemite is something else.

I just want to be in the Parks. So Like a ranger would be good for me. Or something to that effect. But yea Yosemite would be cool, but honestly I would be happy with anywhere!

[theforestwarden]

rezathevamp

Hey, congrats little buddy.

Thank you! Now I just need to get past the interview.... which is a little stressful considering theres not a lot I can google for like.... sample park ranger interview questions. 

[theforestwarden]

Soooo, I think I may have gotten an interview with the National Parks! I’m that much closer to being a park ranger!

[theforestwarden]

Would you rather only be able to walk on ground covered in lego or forever step on wet floors when you wear socks?

Wet floors with socks. I think after a while i could get used to the feeling whereas stepping on legos would always be painful. 

[theforestwarden]

Party Sweater

-N.P.

[User smiles gleefully and vows never to take it off]

[theforestwarden]

@norapinepaints

[pm] Then stop being a warden. You’re looking for a new job. Or like, be a different warden. Protector of supernatural instead of protector of humans. Be who you want to be and no who you are told to be.

To convince them you need to come up with a plan, a budget, and a location. Then slap it in front of them and don’t take no for answer. Sometimes seducing someone helps.

You should stop by, he’d love to complain about life to some new ears.

[pm] I been trained to be a warden my whole life though. I just can’t. Stop Like my mother would disown me. I don’t think its that simple for everyone.

Ok. I can. I can do that. I think. But seducing someone? Wow. I uh. I don’t think that I’m cut out for that. But uh thank you for the suggestion. 

And maybe I will! I do miss him terribly. And Barnabas! Hows he doing?

[theforestwarden]

@norapinepaints

[pm] If you can’t find a job, have you tried creating one? Go to the Ashkent Council and propose a plan to gain funds for the preservation of a special section of the forest with some important wildlife or something. Or try the supernatural council, and try and get a job watching and protecting non-sentient supernatural creatures. Munch is happy to see me home. He said the housekeeper I hired was no good at opening paints. 

[pm] Thats actually... not a bad idea. I just don’t exactly know how any of that would look or liek how i could convince them. And I don’t know if i could do the second one.... I am a hurtful warden after all. Even if i’m a really bad one. 

I’m sure. He’s very particular about that kinda thing. 

[theforestwarden]

@rezathevamp

I warned you. Sorry. 

You did. And its ok! I had an incident in an adult oriented shop once... and this was at least better than that.... so yea. No harm done! I’ll just be more careful with my google searches though next time. 

[theforestwarden]

are you a star person or a flower person?

Can I possibly be both?

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@hauntedcloset

[pm]  I haven’t even gone camping in years. Though, being one with nature sounds a little trippy. Do you have a close relationship with nature?

[pm] You really should go! Camping is quite literally my favorite thing in the world. I don’t even use a tent half the time And its not trippy, its getting back to your roots you know. And I guess you could say i have a relationship with nature because I am the Nature. Unlike most people I much prefer nature over the city.

[theforestwarden]

What is the longest word you know?

Brochidodromous! closely followed by Anacardiaceae 

[theforestwarden]

hauntedcloset replied to your post : [pm] For future reference, avoid google at all...

[pm] Honestly, if I didn’t pay the bills with internet madness, I would just unplug my router and walk away. Go live in the woods and be friends with trees like the hermit I was born to be.

[pm] I’m not on the internet much, but i still feel the same. Though considering I am part tree I might have a better time of the tree friend hermit thing than you. Like I feel that being one with nature is truly a lost art form now. 

[theforestwarden]

[pm] For future reference, avoid google at all costs. Also questions. Ignorance is bliss.

[pm] [user shudders slightly at the residual images burned into his retinas] Yea I am starting to beleive that. Especially here in Ashkent Though ball gags are actually low down on the list of horrors as far as Ashkent is concerned

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@rezathevamp

Uhhhhh I mean, do you even know what BDS no I’m not doing this Uhm… Google it? If you want, it’s not exactly decent. 

[Forest is curious and after a few moments googles the term]

[And then instantly snaps his laptop shut in embarassment]

[but then opens it back up again a few moments later to exit out of all the tabs]

Oh ok. Uh thats what it is. Uh great. Fun times. 

[theforestwarden]

@reedhan

[pm] Oh, it’s okay. You don’t need to get anx It’s going to be okay, Forest. I can protect myself, not sure what would’ve happened if you guys didn’t come when you did but, you know, I’m good.

Thanks, I like to try to keep on top of it. Can’t have murderers roaming the streets.

[pm] I know you can. I just don’t care for thinking about you handling everything her all by yourself again you know. But as you said everything is going to be ok so there is no need to worry. Stop worrying Forest.

And yea, thats probably a good policy to have.