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i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with
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panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh
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lying in bed for an hour and a half after waking up should not pass time in my opinion
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I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted
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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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one of my mutuals was in my dream but it wasn't a fun one so I can't be like oh hey you were in my dream! yeah you got maimed with a hacksaw and we had to take you to the hospital. because that's an insane thing to say to someone you're not on a hacksaw maiming basis with.
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This genre of minsung photos (aka adoring each other) >>>>>
...I love them your honor
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horror is really really good because the guys are always wet and sticky and gooey. theyre always covered in some sort of liquid <3 the only other genre where you get that is gay porn
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"a man could never get away with this" I have never seen a man not get away with something in my life
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Wales is to fantasy girlies what korea is to kpop stans.
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