Hello, this is just me and my fave things: stand-up, sitcoms (especially The Mighty Boosh it has to be said), Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, Bowie, Oasis, whatever my latest music phase is, and generally anything else I find funny, interesting, or pretty :)
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Decided that once again I was just dreaming of bumping into you.
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There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk
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New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing...
New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..
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You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice
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Dont start fallin in love just because somebody showing you a little bit of attention
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when ur bra & panties match & u stand in front of the mirror like damnnn baby girl who da fuck is yooouuu lol
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there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”
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Is My Friend Joking Or Does He Actually Hate Me: a novel by me
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Reversibility of fluid motion in glycerin
#(i absolutely love knowing and understanding what that description is on about)#(wouldn’t have had the faintest idea before uni)#(at least I’ve definitely learnt one (1) thing)
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every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good
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Would love it if I could live my life without floating from one ~kind of~ crush to the next, that would be brill👌🏻👌🏻
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do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop
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