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Childish Gambino makes music for Black kids who grew up in a two parent household in the suburbs.
Gucci Mane make music for niggas who wait for their sidepiece to fall asleep and eat up all the WIC cereal in her cabinets
21 Savage make music for niggas that nut in you but don’t have money for a Plan B
Trina make music for bitches whos been saving up money for 3 years to go to All-Star Weekend and get pregnant by a retired NBA player
Rick Ross make music for Black men in their 30s that drive a Chrysler 300, wear too much cologne, and stare a little too long at high school girls
Plies make music for niggas who post pics of their son on Facebook all the time but only met him twice
Lil Yachty make music for the niggas who were in the special needs class but you were never really sure if they actually had special needs or were just bad as fuck and got abandoned by the education system
Slim Jesus make music for white kids who call people nigger on xbox
The Roots make music for middle-aged Black professionals who are largely embarrassed by black culture but need a token hip hop act in their collection
DJ Khaled make music for niggas that post hustle & grind memes on IG all day but still live off their parents
Drake make music for niggas who jack off with scented Bath & Body Works lotion
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good thing tumblr isnt on the level of other social media websites because I cant imagine a future employer diving into this hellhole after receiving my resume
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Day 17: everybody in Sandy Shorts thinks Michael is Trevor’s boyfriend since he started hanging out there in his (“holy fuck it’s so hot I;mg gonna die”) undies
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based on misterraspberryjam’s tag on this post
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so come inside and be with me. alone with me. alone with me. alone.
(lmao this is long as fuck, im sorry i needed to let this comic GO..
edit: thanks tumblr for making this look like fukin shit ha haaa)
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Reblog if you think the girl on the right is JUST as beautiful as the girl on the left
This WON’T ruin your blog
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