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I was looking at contact paper because I have some shelves to line like some kind of adult and while I was innocently browsing, I came across this. 

Horrifying. But it got worse. 

Imagine coming home from school and your mom’s all “Hey honey I redid your room!”

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happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

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You can only reblog this today.

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interesting music choice

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Hey I’m molbo

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I worked with this guy over the summer and talked to him about this. He also went to the same high school as me and one time ran up to our lunch table panicking and was like “guys have you seen franklin?!?! Where’s franklin??” And proceeded to walk away without another word.

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HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE

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i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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google just made me so emo

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happy krimis

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It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

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