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Clearly, you wouldn't be able to survive without me. There are just two or three more weeks until you can come see me, though! That definitely is exciting, in my own opinion.

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Flattery truly is the way into my heart, Blaine. But could you live without my presence on a semi-regular basis? Who would sing Christmas duets with you? There are a lot of problems that would arise from you cutting me off, good sir.

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Then I suppose I'll just have to wait until I have children of my own and hope that they're as talented as I am. But Blaine, the pain really does benefit you, as well. It's what keeps you going! If you cut me off, what who would do that for you? If you think about it, I really am helping you.

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Stop depriving yourself of the truth, Blaine.

But what if those people's children have the potential to be immensely talented? I'd say that it would be worth it. But you wouldn't ever do that due to the fact that you love me far too much to ever let our friendship die out, right?

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One of the many things.

Damn. I didn't think of that. It's really a shame that we have to call off our plans to kidnap Adele's baby, in that case. We would have done a lovely job of doing that. You wouldn't cut this friendship off! You clearly adore me too much to ever do such a thing!

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I know. That's what makes me so brilliant.

Go big or go home, Blaine. True, true... What if we steal that child and raise her as our own? We can train her to become the best singer on the planet. Oh well - I didn't like you that much anyways.

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That makes me a very happy camper. I'd be glad to take you in for a weekend, in that case.

I think we can both agree to that. If Adele signs up for any European song contests, we can just kidnap her and prevent it from ever happening again. Her child, too. We can train it to be as talented as she is. Maybe you shouldn't - after all, all I ever do is hurt you. If you come over here, I promise you that I'll prick you with a sewing needle. 

Convo → Klaine

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I'm glad to know that spending time with me at least is more entertaining to you than taking exams. But I would love it if you visited me after your exams, seeing as the end of the school year's approaching.

It probably would be. The thought of Adele's career ending really is pretty unfathomable to me, though. Wonderful - make sure to give me some feedback! Oh, clearly. It's really been my motive throughout our entire friendship.

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And when should we arrange for me to see it?

I disagree - I think she would be the final push that the other Europeans would need to finally let us win. Though I definitely will concede to her entering ruining her reputation. You haven't?! You really need to, Blaine. As soon as possible. And I suppose you'll just remain hurt.

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I won't believe it until I see it.

We really should. I don't think we ever will, either, but it's nice to hope. Maybe we'll be able to persuade Adele to enter the competition someday- she is making a comeback sometime soon, isn't she? It was very strange, but somewhat catchy. I'm extremely happy that Rise Like a Phoenix won, though - you do know that Conchita Wurst sung it, right? Never that I can recall, but you really can't blame me for being careful.

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Good to know. I honestly was concerned as to how you were coping when it came to taking a break off of studying without me there to guide you into the realm of what having fun is like.

Really? I have to download it soon, in that case, so that you can watch it when you come over. The UK actually didn't do that badly - though I really think that we should have won when we entered Bonnie Tyler into the ESC - in comparison to how France did with their 'mustache' song, this year. I'm trusting you on this, Anderson. I expect not to be disappointed.

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I'm definitely still enjoying it! You're letting yourself have fun though, right? I would be pretty concerned if you were spending all of your time studying while locked inside of the Ravenclaw tower.

Indeed! I trust that you watched Eurovision? I really cannot believe that the UK didn't completely lose this year, though I do feel a bit bad for France. Two points are better than none, I suppose? Cheesecake in hand? You'd better be there, Anderson. I don't think they would be either but it's worth a try! 

Convo → Klaine

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It's really alright - you have NEWTs to study for, don't you? I've been swamped with work as well, lately, so I can't really say that I would have been the best conversationalist if we happened to speak at work. I underestimated how award season really gets, especially seeing as a few weeks ago, I was fooling around and relaxing. Oh, how I wish I had been productive.

They really are! I have to admit that I'll be rooting for a certain Ms. Menzel to snatch an award away this year. Perhaps Tony Shalhoub as well. I was pretty surprised at how wonderful he was in Act One a few weeks ago. In that case, I might just force you to come over without any bribery involved. I could use the popcorn to lure our lovely neighbors over, though with the exception of Rachel, they probably would all just abandon us to go gallivanting around the city.

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Hey! I’ve been doing okay, thank you. How about you? How’s London?

I'm fine! We haven't spoken to one another in a little while, so I felt like popping you a message to see how you've been doing.

London's fantastic, really. I'm just glad that the Tony's are coming up! Thirty five days left. You're going to tune in to watch them, aren't you? If you're anywhere near the flat by that time, I'm going to demand that you watch them with me. I'll have popcorn and that should really be enough of a bribe to get you to want to agree to coming over.

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Going swimming already? Daring.

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Yes?

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