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spn 1x02 // spn 4x10 // spn 5x17

dean flirting with relating to his character mirrors about family

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Woman talking about meeting God!Cas: He was young... And sexy.

Dean, turning off TV: It was definitely him, no more information needed.

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Dean wouldn’t eat pussy because he doesn’t like women he just likes to fuck them. You’re welcome.

How do you expect anyone to take you seriously when you are so deeply incapable of observing Dean Winchester?

Dean Winchester told Cassie the truth about hunting just a few months into their relationship and was heartbroken when she didn't believe him and they broke up, because he was deeply in love with her. Dean Winchester put on sunglasses to keep Sam from seeing him cry about leaving Cassie again at the end of 1.13. Dean Winchester bonded with Haley two episodes into the show over her need to protect her brothers and thought to himself "We are the same and I won't let anything happen to her" while his brother considered her plight an irrelevant waste of time. Dean Winchester wanted to see his beloved friend Donna Hanscum before he threw himself in the sea—wanted to share an amazing burger with her and hug her goodbye one last time. Dean Winchester was so devastated by Charlie's death that he murdered dozens of people and told his brother he should have been the one dead instead. Dean Winchester rallied a group of school girls to finish a play about his life. Dean Winchester helped Missouri down a flight of stairs no questions asked after she spent an entire episode giving him a hard time. Dean knew Jo was interested in him but didn't feel right making a move. Dean Winchester was so scared for Claire's life when she insisted on trying to reverse her transformation into a werewolf that he couldn't watch. Dean Winchester kissed Charlie lovingly on the head. Dean Winchester washes dishes in Jody's kitchen and treats her girls like his own nieces. Dean Winchester repeatedly dreamed of settling down with Lisa Braeden and raising her son as his own. Dean Winchester has had to give himself pep talks before hooking up. Dean Winchester turns melancholy when he talks about casual sex always ending with a goodbye. Dean Winchester wanted a home. Dean was riddled with grief after Ellen and Jo's deaths. Dean Winchester considered multiple women from Charlie to Jo and Ellen to Donna to Jody close friends and allies and only had an explicit attraction to one of them.

You are incapable of looking at any of this objectively because it doesn't suit your pre-decided narrative. You'd rather treat Dean as a one-dimensional caricature because you don't like interesting characters and stories and need everything to be neatly packaged into tropes for you. You already decided who Dean was the moment his brother (who started out understanding nothing about him) decided Dean was only interested in a quick fuck. You fell for a myth instead of the reality the character who is so much more interesting and rich and layered than your narrow-minded perception will allow you to perceive. You are boring and bad at watching television and no one is interested in your whiney ineffectual baby hands slapping at them.

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rip tiktok u will always be famous

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dean is literally likeable and women in the show like him. cope with it

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I know this happens and it looks suspicious but

this image? we have every reason to think it is a cucumber, like it was made in clay models in burials period, it's painted green, it's on the small side of things (9.6 cm or 3 3/4 inch)

oh right and it was placed on a model offering table with small model bread and drinking cup

sometimes a cucumber really is a cucumber.

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angel grace should have been able to cure demons and demon blood should have been able to corrupt angels and this would have made demon dean arc even sexier

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this is so fucking funny

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rewatching season 4-5 is like. one part of me genuinely does think early seasons destiel was mainly aimed at jokes and thinly veiled microaggressions. HOWEVER. carver writing point of no return, where dean lashes out at everyone he cares about and hits them where it hurts most - the context of his attack on cas is waaay too carefully thought out. dean tells bobby he isn’t his real dad; tells sam he doesn’t believe in him; and tells cas to blow him, that the last person who looked at him like that means he got laid, and winks at him. nevermind the extremely tension-ridden scene it’s followed by where cas beats the shit out of him. what makes this so different is that the attack is targeted and calculated, and carver decided dean’s choice of action against cas would be - flirting. which is an insane choice. he could have chosen to make light of their friendship. or to poke at his fall from heaven. but no. instead, what hurts the most is to air out the unaddressed tension between them. this is in season FIVE!!!! carver textually decided to make cas’ treatment distinctly different from dean’s other family. destiel was baked into the show from so early on and therefore walking it back later to suggest that even if CAS had feelings, dean didn’t reciprocate is - frankly - absolutely bonkers. if anything this is a far stronger indicator that dean knew exactly what was going on between them at this point, even if cas didn’t know or couldn’t put a name to it yet

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I thought angels were supposed to be guardians. Fluffy wings, halos - you know, Michael Landon. Not dicks.

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mhhmmmm

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‘The Profound Bond’ - A new romantic comedy starring Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins. When Federal Agent Dean Winchester gets paired with an angel as part of the Bureau’s new Human-Angel Cooperation Initiative, the partnership seems less than ideal. Castiel is arrogant, painfully inept in the ways of normal human interaction, and less than stellar at routine questioning. But as time passes, the human and angel begin to find themselves growing less at odds and more endeared to each other. Loosely inspired by aesc’s Below Skyscrapers. (Watch on Youtube)

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remember when jkr went full mask off and started acting evil and hp fans were like "ok we need to think carefully about the stuff we consume, how can we justify enjoying this series, how can we love it without supporting the author? should we try to separate art from artist or should we leave it be? isn't showing solidarity to trans folks more important? if we remain openly fans of this series will it show trans people we aren't safe or trustworthy?"

and then they decided that none of those questions really mattered and they continued to uncritically consume their stupid badly written children's books, and jkr has only gotten more nasty and hateful, and people only hate trans folks more, and now the answer to the last question is invariably YES. I don't trust any goddamn person who still loves Harry Potter in 2024 bc you've decided your nostalgia about a mediocre story written by a bigot is more valuable than the safety and wellbeing of trans people ��🖕

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Men that Dean would have had freak nasty life changing sex with if the network and executives weren't cowards and allowed him to explicitly be bisexual instead of hiding his sexuality behind subtext and implications.

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lazarus rising // a thousand lights in space

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6x20: The Man Who Would Be King // ‘Cain Slaying Abel’ Jacopo Palma // ‘David with the Head of Goliath’ Caravaggio // ‘The Destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah’ John Martin // 4x01: Lazarus Rising