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most funniest sudden deviation from a youtuber’s typical video lineup i’ve seen in recent memory

like bro imagine being SO pissed at the direction a show had taken that you have to momentarily quit spongeposting in order to talk about it for two whole hours. king shit

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idk why but there is something unusually funny to me about Will Wood using social media extremely sparingly but making an exception to post this long ass rant about how much he hates the Netflix Wednesday show on his youtube community page

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well this fucking sucks

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tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

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I am nursing a hangover because my neighbors invited me over for a dinner last night that was actually a high school graduation party for their eldest daughter but what it actually actually was was 16 Hindu families getting drunk and having a dance party in the basement teaching me, the Lone Jew, how to do Indian dances and getting me Quite Drunk while the kids watched YouTube upstairs

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one day you will kiss your wife for the last time. that will be on march 22nd, 2036, the day before they banned wife kissing. this future must not come to pass. get in the car. we have to set the timeline right, and you're the key to it all. they say no one kisses their wife nearly as good as you do. if that's true, you just might save us.

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i hate hate hate when i cant share a funny piece of information bc it doxxes me . What if i want to share my information i fucking love my information #myinformation

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miso loves pea fishing!

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rawr :3

"octopath traveler looks like one of those early gen ps3 games where the devs were drunk on the power of the now achievable post processing effects and cranked every effect to their max settings completely ruining the frame"

thats true thats true but one of the party members goes "RAWR >:3" so who knows whose in the right here

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i work at my local boys and girls club and obviously some of the kids have watched and loved kpdh, but the difference i've noticed between small children and socially aware ppl my age and older is that the small children really like soda pop. soda pop is a catchy, generic song, and it's the only one that the saja boys have released by the time they get popular. it's meant to symbolize the divide between how easy it is for boy bands in the korean (and just general) music industry, especially because it's shown that huntr/x works their asses off for their popularity.

i cannot wait for these kids to grow up and watch back kpdh for the nostalgia and realize that baby saja is a "fuck you" to the infantilization of asian men and miromabby, zoeystery, and even rujinu are meant to highlight the characterization of real people in the idol industry. :]

TLDR: can't wait for children to become socially aware

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if you complain about anything on tumblr, the guys who do the exact thing but ever so slightly less of it will show up en masse to agree with you

“holy shit people need to stop throwing rotten tomatoes at homeless orphans”

“#damn straight! #that’s why I, personally, only throw lightly expired tomatoes at homeless orphans. #unlike those absolute monsters asgkgkihh”