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It’s Black History Month, that means the next time you come across a funny internet lingo take a moment and ask yourself “where did this come from?” 8/10 it’ll be an AAVE original

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the groundhog reportedly saw "a blood red sun. in the foreground a massive wheel framing the sun in the sky. the wheel has ceased to turn". nobody is sure what this means but its probably fine

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nobodys paying attention to me so im going to microwave forks and knives

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i can be your sega dreamcast or your sega nightmarecast

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boyfriend was just getting all gushy because I did something nice for him and he said "I love you so much, you are the most wonderful creature," and then in an abruptly solemn tone added "but make no mistake. you are a creature"

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This is such a gentle suggestion.

Perhaps I would like to purchase a fish.

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video game knowledge:

A button - accept

B button - becline

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you simply need to be able to recognize and criticize transmisogyny in general and not just the extremely over the top JKR type shit, you are not actually growing if you refuse to consider the idea that other queer people can reinforce and benefit from transmisogyny on smaller levels too

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the sun is like a guy riding a chariot. to me

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the hot new trend is "guard posting"

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i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

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“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

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what im thinking about at any given moment