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Stuff my camp kids did during snack free time today from most to least expected.

1. Eat their snack (the primary thing they are expected to do)

2. Ships and sailors (normal camp game)

3. Big kids sang the National anthem in four part harmony while the little kids buried a tenth grader in leaves and grass. (I put these together because these events clearly were connected but I’m not sure how)

4. Held a “funeral” where the girl was resurrected by everyone singing “Love Story” over her dead body.

5. Turned on “fire ambiance eight hours” on somebody’s phone, buried the phone completely in sticks in the shape of a campfire, and roleplayed as monkeys/cavemen discovering fire for the first time.

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mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

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as someone who has accidentally hit a civilian with a wrench over and over until the writhing stopped

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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(previous post) September 19, 2024 Palestinian Fundraisers

[note: amount is from time post created]

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@ahmedhelllis Fund Link €17,881 raised of €80,000 goal

@ahmadgaza1 Fund Link $946 USD raised of $30,000 goal

@mohammedayyads-world (more info) Fund Link €2,454 raised of €35,000 goal

@freepaleatine95 @helpfamily Fund Link $10,543 USD raised of $50,000 goal

@besan11 Fund Link £2,760 raised of £8,000 goal

@mohmoud-j Fund Link $15,588 USD raised of $60,000 goal

@karamalmadhoun0 Fund Link €17,297 raised of €20,000 goal

@ameertaimsalama2020 Fund Link kr21,534 SEK raised of kr200,000 goal

@sameer-gaza1 Fund Link $5,811 USD raised of $50,000 goal

@mohammedaldeeb Fund Link €42,356 raised of €55,000 goal

@baraaalshrafa Fund Link €573 raised of €50,000 goal

@ahmedabuomar Fund Link €3,335 raised of €30,000 goal

@hatem-family-2 Fund Link €3,764 raised of €7,000 goal

@maysaayahya85 Fund Link €619 raised of €35,000 goal

@mohammedmoner Fund Link €277 raised of €25,000 goal

@motaz352 Fund Link kr60,765 SEK raised of kr250,000 goal

@syamamasamt Fund Link $348 USD raised of $65,000 goal

@maha-sh18 Fund Link £15,185 raised of £50,000 goal

@aymanayyad82 (more info) Fund Link $39,918 USD raised of $50,000 goal

@ahmad-syam-blog Fund Link $4,798 CAD raised of $40,000 goal

@kareem-family2 Fund Link €10,749 raised of €20,000 goal

@shadowyenthusiastdream @burningnightgiver Fund Link $12,637 CAD raised of $50,000 goal

@shadyfamily Fund Link €857 raised of €50,000 goal

@asmaamajed2 Fund Link $9,965 USD raised of $50,000 goal

@ahmednser Fund Link €207 raised of €100,000 goal

@mohammed-family Fund Link £193 raised of £50,000 goal

@ayaanqarsblog @ayalanqar Fund Link €13,006 raised of €15,000 target

@jamalshamia @shamia962 Fund Link kr60,123 SEK raised of kr250,000 target

@anqar @aboodnemer Fund Link €18,898 raised of €20,000 goal

@savepalestineinfamily19 Fund Link €7,757 raised of €50,000 goal

@abdallahblog0 Fund Link $764 USD raised of $30,000 goal

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@samed2009genocide Fund Link 0 of €30,000 goal

@mohammad-sd Fund Link €250 raised of €20,000 goal

@wingedpeanutgentlemen Fund Link $253 USD raised of $50,000 goal

@tarneemsblog Fund Link €639 raised of €60,000 goal

@palestinian0 Fund Link kr8,488 NOK raised of kr200,000 goal

@husamalserr Fund Link €1,059 raised of €42,500 goal

@gaza-love100 Fund Link €205 raised of €49,200 goal

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They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

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let's all strike a harmonious chord together exactly 3 hours from now

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free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

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can anyone please help out me and abi with this one

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fuuuuuck i have needs and wants and desires :( sadly they needto put me at the bottom of a deep as fuck hole and pour cement over me because of this

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such a profound sense of delight when I realize that a piece of media is matching my freak to the very letter. there are creators out there who are my exact kind of sicko and we are reaching out to each other as if across the cosmos.

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when i tell you i cannot go anywhere without getting out of pocket comments about my car...........

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Deep cut!! We couldn’t win it for you but you won our hearts anyways <3

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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ten years of science and yet no one can explain why running up stairs like a cat feels rad as hell

let's ignore the rest of the text because I really like the implication that science has been around for 10 years only