theegoisticqueer

[theegoisticqueer]

This is what gets him to leave the house?

[theegoisticqueer]

{Next to the front door, for an unknown reason, there are four cardboard cutouts-- Heart, Mind, Soul, and Whole.}

*Someone had gotten into the vent system of mind's place before making their grand appearance by popping their face out of one of the ceiling vents.* Boo! *The gremlin was wearing one of those paper plate masks. The mask was probably intended to be scary however the mask was in fact not scary and was rather a orange paper plate with a smiling face of what appeared to be a jack O' lantern.*

*Mind was busying researching, for "fun". He jumped to the sound of the ceiling vent falling and immediately cringed to think that the house had pests and/or all that dust that could of fallen from that vent.*

*He turned to the noise, face still full cringe as he sees this poor excuse of a Halloween scare.*

What am I looking at.

[theegoisticqueer]

{Soul squints at the screen and the glitter depicted on it.}

Whadda fuk

[theegoisticqueer]

{Wasted.}

{It immediately begins trying to scratch at the door like a cat begging to be let back in.}

{Crab Soul pinches @not-the-organ, urging for something to happen.}

[theegoisticqueer]

{Crab Soul pinches @not-the-organ, urging for something to happen.}

[theegoisticqueer]

{Do you know what is great? Being a crab. Also there are pros to hanging out in @not-the-organ's room. It tried Mind's, but got kicked out.}

{This is a peaceful way of existing. #crablife}

[theegoisticqueer]

{The secret second conclusion is that Soul has disguised itself as a crab.}

[theegoisticqueer]

{The series' conclusion?}

{The house is now full of crabs.}

{@not-the-organ @thrulerofeverything }

[theegoisticqueer]

{The Crab Cycle. There is one step, and it is Crab.}

[theegoisticqueer]

{Soul has been practicing his scuttling.}

[theegoisticqueer]

{The Soul feels a disturbance.}

[theegoisticqueer]

{Soul has been gnawing on empty Monster cans again.}

{His eyes are bloodshot.}

{It must be one of those nights.}

[theegoisticqueer]

{It's almost frustrated.}

{They turn every painting backwards. They put a chair in front of the hallway entrance. He lets the sink run the slightest drip, and sits back in his room to view the home from his secret cameras.}

[theegoisticqueer]

{The tap water in Heart, Mind, and Soul's house is somehow now Monster.}

[theegoisticqueer]

{Soul sneezes and bright orange Monster drips from his nose.}

[theegoisticqueer]

{Soul drank too much Monster and passed out twitching on the roof. It is still smiling.}

[theegoisticqueer]

{Soul leaves the danger zone of a broken oven moments before the smoke alarm gives some warning beeps.}